AussieDan

Don't go on this shit hole Muskrat platform much anymore but fuck me, I've just watched a program about fresh v frozen food on @Channel4 . Lo and behold guess which one was victorious...

Please don't breed...

@merchantofshite Haha, my soft spot for Spurs has grown but @Rovers for me!

Spurs-curious 🤣🤣🤣 come over to the dark side @danboy500

@merchantofshite My jaw was on the floor! Jake did that to me on FIFA with his goalkeeper. One end to the other 🤣

Absolute grace and poise, @danboy500

@merchantofshite I'd be all over that!

This looks magnificent, @danboy500

@merchantofshite Very odd...

That said, Brandon Flowers’ teeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckme

One of the many great things about rewatching the Elton John glasto set is being able to skip the off bits: Young nondescript fella with guitar? Nope. Candle in the bastard wind? Naaah. Skip to the next good bit! Couldn’t manage that in the field, dammit

Currently listening to some mad extreme metal whilst working on spreadsheets with a bottle of Margaret River Cab Sav. Well two out of three ain't bad!

@merchantofshite Good black metal prep

This bad boy is fucking great 👍🏻 long week at work, two days of wrestling, this is much deserved

@wealdendistrict Any chance you could clear the overgrown scrub at the back of Lynholm rd in Polegate? Can barely get a car down there without it being scratched! Definitely saw a rat. Might want to do the potholes while you're there.

Did you know that in extreme cases, the council steps in to clear overgrown gardens especially if rats are present? We can carry out the work and recharge the owner the costs incurred. Our Environmental Health Team organised this work on a property in Willingdon.

@merchantofshite Hawkmen.....Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeeeee

Oh ffs, I was going to go out and do some bits, but now Flash Gordon has started on itv4 and I’m wedded to my seat to perve over whatsisname’s daughter 😍

@merchantofshite Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body

@LawnsLush @Leeds_Untied @merchantofshite Nuts isn't it. Aussie football flying high and then this

@Leeds_Untied @merchantofshite @danboy500

Crippa! In a season where we should have played finals, we have Chas and the Coleman! #AFL #Brownlow #Chas

@merchantofshite Surprisingly good

Right! I’m going in on this here Prey. Good ol Predator, a fine lad

@ollyeast @merchantofshite Aahh, Mr Richards, he was bloody awful 🤣🤣

Been thinking about this all day, yknow. Beautiful Freddy getting his hustle on

#AFLBluesPies so frustrated right now. Under 10's footy...

@merchantofshite Interesting...

@danboy500 👀

What the actual fuck

@CarltonFCBlues All of it

Shocking

@Rovers Just loving the Aussie boys down the right 🇦🇺🇦🇺

🤔 #ThursdayThinker - Opening day XIs - Round 2. Our biggest opening day victory in recent history! Can you figure out who's missing from the 5-1 thumping of Wolverhampton Wanderers on the opening day of 2003-04? #Rovers 🔵⚪️