Competition Fails

I can just see Kanye flipping thru a @capezio magazine from 1995 being like “oh shit, these are ugly. let’s mass produce them & see if we can brainwash society into thinking they’re hype.” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ twitter.com/tatiannamonae/…

them: I can do like 10 fouettés on the right. me: yeah but can you do 7 & 1/2 fouettés... on the right... on carpet? also me: twitter.com/britneyspears/…

“how’s your body feeling today?”

when your dance teacher blames you in class for talking but it wasn't even you...

when your dance teacher says, "alright let's run it again... only better."

so. it's a monday after a convention weekend...

Happy Mother's Day to all the cool moms who do our dances in the audience better than we do onstage...

you know your body is over it when you try to get up after sitting for 10 minutes and you feel like you need a hip replacement.

when your dance teacher starts yelling at the girl who always slacks off in class...

me when a hip hop piece has a leg hold in it...

does anyone else's backstage ritual involve you bouncing up & down like a demon doing jump squats? #kgoodmetoo

when you get your judges tapes back & one says, "You should work on the difficulty of this piece." Oh yeah? Let's see you do it. #yourturn

me: you should do the dance full out. dance team member: that was full out. me:

when your teacher is feeling creative and makes you reverse an entire contemporary combo...

so when is a dance competition going to get a sponsorship from @Starbucks? Like, here's your double platinum AND a caramel frappuccino

retweet if you're the convention dancer who always dances on the carpet & once you're posted, only a date w/ @ZacEfron would get you to move

can't decide which one I love more, the fierce leos with rhinestones everywhere or the butt cheeks in everyone's face... #fashiontape

WHAT ARE THOSE?? #biscuitsfordays