Susie

who doesn't want to unlock the true potential of their folios, you know?

who made hozier sad i will defeat them

"my name is memeni I do not know what is free in this establishment so I will take everything"

my inventory coming out of the first pirate base in #Starfield : 55 folders 55 notebooks 55 pencils 55 maelstroms 100 rescue axes 55 styrofoam cups 55

@seescandies I love this #seescandies #candyconversation I think the first time I went to sees I was just a baby, so I can't even remember it :,)

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@commonopera hate it when my fingers accidentally turn into gemeralds...

Driving, seeking, scratching, creeping. Wishlist Coke Bugs on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2459130/Co…

new movie idea: will ferrell as chad smith, paul dano as john frusciante, jason schwartzman as anthony kiedis, flea as himself. it’s called “put it away now.”

@commonopera cheugy

hoping this isn't too cringe

oat milk should be free for pride month

Happy Arbor Day to the SPOAT (shadiest plants of all time)

#betterplanet i am posting this bc boxed water has pledged to plant trees for every photo ok

@swa_roc i’m so fucking tired of shit like this

@beachethan i cannot say

"do you think don jr calls melania 'mommy?'" "no" "why not?"

@michaelaranda it’s a good font! soft, approachable

@jackcorrbit frasier

a nnoying question: if criterion collection had tv shows, what would they be: besides twin peaks

@Barilla pls stop putting a plastic window in your boxes. it makes it hard to recycle. we know there’s pasta in there.