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aint got no change sorry brotha

*at #interview* interviewer: Can you explain these gaps in ur resume? me: I believe those are from the #space bar🤔😅😅

*walking outside* this is just like tomodachi life

Can I feasibly fix everything wrong with me in 2-3 days. Also can I do an entire semesters courseload in less than 3 weeks. Is any of this possible?

i get so gay off that movie theater popcorn

it's almost april 1st... will you be my fool?

tweets from 1776

‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules’ was released 15 years ago today.

joe keery when they call you to play greg hefley’s dad in 10 years for the 5th diary of a whimpy kid reboot, answer it

white people phrases tierlist

I hope i become famous one day so i can see what sexuality my fans headcanon me as

drag queen who does improv named Jess And

St Patrick’s day on a Tuesday makes a lot of sense. That’s a Tuesday holiday for sure

It’s very rare but sometimes I’ll ignore an ocd compulsion because I’m too lazy to do it

burger she twote

Sometimes I'm not flirting I'm just anthropologically interested in what you have going on.

i get stupid off the pills im an oxymoron

im always kidding unless youre down

bro it’s so cold let’s do gay stuff to stay warm