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@Magpie24_7 Fuck off with yi drivel.

🇧🇷 Fabrizio Romano on Bruno Guimarães future: "Bruno Guimarães is a player appreciated by Man United, but don't forget how complicated it is to get players from Newcastle. Let's also respect Newcastle's position, Newcastle don't want to lose all their players in the same summer. So it's not an easy deal. Also, the release clause, of £100m, was only valid in the summer of 2024 according to my information, it's no longer valid. So now a negotiation is needed. Obviously, the price, Newcastle will have their opinion, we will see what's going to happen." What does Fabrizio know about anything on Tyneside? Who knows! 🤷 #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@GavSAFC89 No you shag your sister you little drivel. Night night.

Just remember lads and lasses. Whatever happens tomorrow we were born on the right side of the North East and we don’t shag the Arabs. FTM

@kcjt1985 Define right wing and normal you drivelling cunt?

@JordanMarley22 Laughing at a very old joke yasel. Is sad.

Mate of mines been calling his Geordie pal at work “Hot Chocolate” all week, cos on the vending machine at their work, hot chocolate’s code 7-2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NUFC7890 Probably can’t even kick a ball.

Waits, there are genuinely Newcastle fans that think we are going to go on a run with Gordon playing upfront and getting Europe? Holy shit, next level of delusional our lot

@WithBirdTattoo The first part. You talk utter drivel you hate.

@dancraw2 I'm a Scouser, most of us hate bigots racists and Nazi's, what's so difficult about that for you to understand?

Damn right Nazi's arent welcome in Liverpool! When will you thick bastards learn.

@ClimateWarrior7 Liar.

Just popped round to my neighbours to wish them a happy Eid-al-Fitr and give them an Eid card that my wife's boyfriend made, and they gave me this delicious food.

@jchaytor16 Yi haven’t a clue.

Howe spent 250 mil for us to finish below David Moyes Everton 😵‍💫😵‍💫

@WadeSAFC 8 bells time to go watch yi mam peg yi sisters friends cousins aunty who identify as yi brother. Sleep tight.

Then got left jobless by the classless club who dumped him over the phone after what he'd done for them

@mark_wootten Liar.

Popped a card and a small gift to my neighbours for Eid-al-Fitr and look what they’ve just brought round. This is spectacular. How lovely.

@AlexBarnicoat_ What the fuck is this shit you fuckin pricks! need to stop robbing people. Cunts GOD can see you.

BREAKING NEWS: Israel has launched a ground invasion into Lebanon... What are your thoughts on this?

@geordiejosh Eh without sounding like a troll you do that to our fanbase. Overall team has done ok in champions league.

Biggest game in our history not including finals and we concede some of the easiest goals I’ve ever seen us concede. We’ve embarrassed ourselves to the entire world.

@WorldFamousHot1 Add aids to that and it’s still safer. You know why, you silly little toenail.

Rabies. Flashers. Rapists. Burglars. Arsonists. Car thieves. Conmen. Broken glass everywhere. Dog shit everywhere.

@KiMcGuinness Utter bollocks you should be in jail never mind a job.

It’s a beautiful day to invest £350m across the North East.

@Socket1Sophie Deluded and illiterate.

I’ve got to share this thick cunts inane post 😆😆😆

@AbdiDuale_ The country isn’t safe with inbred freaks like you.

Don't show the "London isn't safe" pound shop MAGA supporters.

@SensibleSAFC Gan take yi nappy off n cry more you utter drivel

What’s everyone’s bets for the incredibly nuanced display of Geordie wit they have planned for their little display next week then? ‘WAV SEEN THINGS YOOL NIVA SEE!!!’ and an image of Europe or them winning the same amount of trophies we have in the last 53 years? Something about an airport? Something about a hot dog sausage in a burger bun? A magpie stealing some blue pop and cheesy chips from a visibly shaken black cat? Or will they just have a massive Saudi flag with the names of everyone who signed the petition begging the government to push the takeover through transposed into it? #SAFC

@Ashwani_kumar45 @LeeDForster You spout some drivel mind. You silly little feeble cunt. Go back n watch yi mam peg yi brother yi freak.

@LeeDForster Can't believe 😂 nufc fans really think these are not tonali words . His agent can't speak without yes from his player.

Love Sandro, but his agent is an utter cunt 🤷🏻‍♂️ #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@NUFC7890 Support the lads ffs.

Jacob Murphy being captain of this club is a fucking disgrace. You can’t be captain of a premier league club while pulling your foot out of every single challenge. Newcastle have a lot more problems that some people think #NUFC