Rach Danderfield

My woke footy take for this week is that if a kick at goal isn’t called touched off the boot at the time of the kick, it shouldn’t be able to be reviewed for being touched off the boot.

@geelongaddy And what if my aunty had wheels?

Tom Stewart’s masterclass against Brisbane on Thursday night had Geelong fans wondering if the 2025 Grand Final would have been different if he had played. Scott Gullan has the deep dive. STORY: bit.ly/42AH9Bu

@CDoubter Yeah Brisbane played great in the grand final but they lost the one in 2023 so 🤷🏼‍♀️

@danderfield One last night said something like "The Cats are playing well now, but they didn't in the GF". Like, should they never try and play well against Brisbane ever again, cos they lost a grand final to them???

Maybe it’s because I only follow the sexy lions fans, but it’s refreshing to see “ahh disappointing effort tonight” instead of the old “WeLL wE WiN wHeN iT cOuNtS”

I’m too tired to watch the game but apparently not too tired to stare at my phone and refresh the AFL app for hours. Cool cool cool.

@MickM_68 One does not simply give the feet for free

@danderfield What a world we live in when girls need to be more mindful of their feet than their boobs.

It’s Thursday Don’t forget to put your tips in

@Jack_S_Turner Not entirely true. Sometimes it’s “rEnT fReE” or “y do u care?”

So funny to me that fans will be like "Hm, I don't like that the AFL are letting Collingwood skirt salary cap rules with Pendlebury's gold numbered guernseys" and Pies fans can only respond with "You're just jealous" okay man whatever

@ErickHe95098427 @galactamelanin Samantha had a cold 😂

@galactamelanin As outra estavam realmente sofrendo mas a Miranda só estava bebaça KKKKKK MINHA PREFERIDA

it really does get like this sometimes..

@WizardEnjoyer5 #whoremembers is how I imagine I’m classified in the Geelong Cats member database

@charlie68302 @PollyPorridge @PerriW2345 No I just screenshotted this very real pic of Tom McCartHY from the AFL app

@danderfield @PollyPorridge @PerriW2345 something tells me a lot of effort was put into this masterpiece

West Coast, please it would be so funny

@BrendanFosterrr @RodSmit15931826 I clarified in my reply that the “above average passionate” means those who are more passionate than the average fan. I may have once subscribed to stereotypes attached to certain clubs but with age comes wisdom and I now see they’re all rooted in classism which I fucking hate

@RodSmit15931826 @danderfield I think we’re reading too much into the clubs people barrack for. They’re mostly inherited, making it a personality trait to be ashamed of is a little weird man idk. Rach is right in her tweet though.

The dichotomy of the above-average passionate Pies supporter is the concept of “we love to be hated” and yet see any remote criticism as a deeply personal attack worthy of thirty abusive tweets.

@RodSmit15931826 I meant above average in terms of passion. I originally wrote “above averagely passionate” but am pretty sure averagely isn’t a word

@danderfield There are not to many of them, above average. If they were, they wouldn't barrack for them.

@PollyPorridge @PerriW2345

@PollyPorridge @PerriW2345 Cats and Swans should mutually agree to play their VFL sides and send their best players to be disguised as West Coast players

This is niche but it’s important to me x

How Geelong FC expects me to act when a random statistic occurs in the 3rd quarter and now I get a half priced DiDi ride, valid only for a city I don’t live in and day I am at work

@anguskramer My mum kept asking who “stangus” was when I was cheering on Rhys Saturday night. She does not know ball.

Rhys Stanley schools a young Collingwood rookie on the importance of footwork