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โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €๐’๐“๐€๐๐ƒ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €๐’‚๐’๐’… โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €๐…๐ˆ๐†๐‡๐“. โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €

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Medas | i miss trephacard ๐Ÿ’”
Medas | i miss trephacard ๐Ÿ’”@meda_cineยท
"This isn't a bar fight. Have some class." Also proceeds to punch Trevor on the face a few minutes later AND straddle the man over the hips. Real classy, Alucard. Real classy..
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Greta of DeezNutsTi
Greta of DeezNutsTi@GretaDeezNutsTiยท
Alucard is submissive, but in the same way a guard dog is submissive to the flock it protects. Alucard submissively asks Greta for permission to attack, then fights to protect Danestiโ€™s villagers. When itโ€™s over, he then looks for Gretaโ€™s approving gaze, to see if he did well.
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want me to kiss it better? [ arms wrapping around his neck in return, bumping her nose against his softly, lips brushing along his. ]
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €once again , you wound me so deeply . ( * dramatic sigh โ€” arms wrapping around lithe waist , nuzzling nose against hers . ) โ €โ € โ €โ €

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hm. i don't know if i should answer that. [ laughing softly as he ushered her inside first, pulling him in close with her. ]
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €are you flattered yet . ( * pushing the bedroomโ€™s door open โ€” ushering her inside first . ) โ €โ € โ €โ €

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even with your impatience, you can still manage to be a romantic. impressive. [ still following along, finding the entire situation rather comical. ]
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €all i ever need is ๐“Žou . ( * groaaaan โ€” still dragging her along . curse this big ass castle . ) โ €โ € โ €โ €

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we will be in bed. [ playful eye roll before shaking her head. ] no. what about you?
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €i am . we could be in bed right now . ( * a dramatic sigh , looking around . ) is there anything else you need before we settle . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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please, you are not in misery. [ matching his pace, lifting his hand and kissing the back of it. ]
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €glad to know that you find my misery to be amusing . ( * small grumble . speed walking through the long hallways . ) โ €โ € โ €โ €

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. . . cute. didn't mean to edge you, lover.
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €nobody is breaking in here and on edge as in i am very impatient . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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on edge that someone is going to break in and kill us?
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ€ฆอŸ perhaps not . now enough talk iโ€™m on edge . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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[ stare. ] smoke some more of the stuff that will make me sleepy?
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €smoke some more . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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then i suppose we may have to do more than just talking. how tragic.
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €exactly . everything could go wrong if you leave me for sleep . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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you're right, he might throw his sword and have to go fetch it and leave me in my cannabis induced coma instead of waking me up. sighs. guess i won't be sleeping.
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €๐“ˆiiiiigh . not leave him to fend for himself , maybe . what if some evil , cruel hunter broke in and attempted to take me away while you were in your cannabis induced coma . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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what ever will i do with such a dramatic lover?
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €oh , you should feel guilty for leaving me alone , scared , semi โ€” high , vulnerable even when the night has just begun . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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good. so i won't feel guilty passing out next to you mid conversation.
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €yeah , i probably will . but it does not change the fact that we would have a good time . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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getting high is the good part and i do hope i don't get tired fast, but that honestly isn't the worst side effect i have dealt with. i think i can manage. you still may out last me, though.
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €you will get โ€ฆอŸ high . itโ€™s โ€” good , i hope . but one of the effects is you will get sleepy . and i donโ€™t think mother had something that isnโ€™t quite strong . * โ™จ๏ธ โ €โ € โ €โ €

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[ blink . ] what do you mean by last long?
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €that sounds like a perfect plan to me . i hope you last long , though . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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hm. then what if we say fuck it and just lay down and smoke together? talk about whatever we want? whatever is on our minds? no judgment.
เฃช ึดึถึธโ˜พ. โ€๐–™o โ€๐–๐‘œ๐‘๐‘’ โ€๐“ฒึผ๐„ข โ€uอŸnอŸdอŸyอŸiอŸnอŸgอŸ .@eclipsedwoe

โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €my darling , i am happy to just be in your presence . i do not care about books itโ€™s just a suggestion . and you will not get hooked on smoking . โ €โ € โ €โ €

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