life me tante ho rakhe hain

@bdrijalab Agr teri Chachi ki munchh hoti to use tu chacha kehta @sherryontopp

A LSG win vs RCB tomorrow, followed by MI win vs PBKS, followed by KKR win vs GT, followed by DC win vs RCB, followed by a CSK win vs SRH and all of a sudden we can be in Top 4 of the points table by this weekend

@SelflessCricket Koi ek ko apna baap rakh kabi mi kabhi csk Apni maa ko confusion me mat rakh

- Competed with KKR at their peak - Competed with MI at their peak - Competed with GT at their peak Now it's time for PBKS and RCB. 🦁

@mayankglt Ok bro you said don't read it . So skipping this

My portfolio PE = 81 Nifty 50 PE = 21 Every "expert" in my DMs: "Bro you're holding overvalued trash" But here is the logic behind it.

@PreMatchTrade Exit kre phir

Zero trust on rinku

@hitman_rohit99 @toisports @grok Agr Rohit ne kuch praise krne layak innings khela hota to aaj ye sab nhi Krna padta But phir bhi tujhe reach nhi milta . Aakhir kar teri maa ko bhikh mang ke hi gher chlana pad rha.

@toisports @grok 😭😭😭😭

#ViratKohli #RCB #IPL2026 🚨 Virat Kohli’s ‘very slow knock’ under fire as ex-India cricketer questions RCB star 👀🔥 Despite the win, Kohli’s 50 off 38 balls sparks debate over his intent and mindset 🤔 timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket…

@_HandsUpBro Abe maderchod kitna bada lodu h payout ke liye Kohli ko gali do tere ko pta h Dhoni or Rohit ke fans h nhi unse reach to milega nhi. Or apne hi tweet ko khud retweet krta h . Dub mer maderchod tere se to badhiya Bhikari log h

Lavde ke champions started winning after dhoni and rohit stepped down from captaincy. Csk and mi kept this tinpot team under their shoes when dhoni Rohit was captain.

@_HandsUpBro Teri maa ko dhande pe to nhi jana padta hoga ab kyuki ab tu hi x pe gand marwa rha h . Chlo teri maa ko kuch din to aaram milega ipl tak

Chamiya chokli on. Kishan on Flat pitch.😭 Tough pitch🔥

@_HandsUpBro Abe use sacked bolte h

@SelflessCricket Aaj dhande pe nhi jana padega tere gher walo ko achha payout milega. Tune apne baap ka name mention kr dia h

The whole team should hang their heads in shame. I never thought I would see Mumbai Indians this clueless at Wankhede. Except for Bumrah, Hardik, Rohit Sharma, Virat Kohli & Naman Dhir, everyone deserves belt treatment from the management.

@AamaiAsooth @ViratTheLegend Abe chutiye tere fans hi bol rhe save humanity Krna h kyu nhi hua . Mi ko baap bna rhe ho kuch to sarm kro

@ViratTheLegend Owned !! in what basis bro ? 🐕❤️: We Defeated them in league match. CSK : 21 🐕❤️: 13 Mi : 19 🐕❤️: 15 How a league match win can be considered as owning doggies ? As per you Dumb-ass Logic CSK & Mi literally Chained you Dogs for 1 1/2 Decade 😭

Another day RCB owned CSK + MI Dogs. Enjoy the tears 💉 RCB ❤️‍🔥

@GemsOfCricket Csk walo ne to mi ko baap bna lia h unhe troll nhi krenge

Plan of CSK fans today

@internetumpire One of your father

Chat, who's losing tonight?

@wrdgafidc But why they ficked your mother

I hope the motherfuckers at RCB sign a good replacement for Thushara. No point waiting half a season for him. Just get Ambrish/Hangargekar/Limbani. Hangargekar lines have improved a bit,HTD & slogger.

@bhaleraosarang So you want to drop tim David

RCB must find a way to get Venkatesh Iyer in the batting XI. Has a century, 70 v MI at the Wankhede Stadium. Bowling attack could be Bhuvneshwar, Hazlewood, Duffy, Krunal, Suyash, Shepherd.

@FarziCricketer But phle mi hi tumhara baap tha. Ab RCB ko bhi bna liya

While many CSK fans find it easier to watch MI vs RCB as one team is going to lose. It's tougher coz one team will definitely win. 👀

@Technicalchart1 Bs kr de mc kitna same post karega bhadwa

A man died. His family filed a term insurance claim with PNB MetLife. PNB MetLife refused to pay. Their reason: the policyholder had a pre-existing illness he "didn't disclose." The family went to consumer court. Then NCDRC. The commission looked at the case. Found that the alleged suppression was not linked to the cause of death. PNB MetLife ordered to pay ₹22.75 lakh in full. The insurer's appeal dismissed. An insurer tried to use a pre-existing illness as a reason to deny a death claim — even when the illness had nothing to do with how he died. A court said: that is not a valid reason. Pay the family. Save this post. If an insurance company rejects a death claim citing a pre-existing condition — ask one question: was that condition the cause of death? If not, courts have consistently ruled it cannot be used to deny the claim.

@Technicalchart1 Kitna chutiya aadmi h ye maderchod

Anita's daughter had studied at a private school in Hyderabad for 6 years. In 2022, Anita got a job transfer. Needed a Transfer Certificate to admit her daughter in a new city. The school said: Pay the "development donation" first. ₹75,000. She said she'd already paid all fees. Everything was clear. School said: Donation is compulsory. No TC without it. Her daughter missed the admission deadline at the new school. Anita filed a complaint with the District Education Officer. Then consumer court. The court said: A Transfer Certificate is a child's right. No school can withhold it for any payment — voluntary or otherwise. This is extortion. School ordered to issue the TC immediately. Pay ₹50,000 compensation. Pay ₹15,000 legal costs. They held a child's future hostage for ₹75,000. Save this post. No school in India can legally withhold a Transfer Certificate for any payment. If this happens — file with the District Education Officer. Same day

@Technicalchart1 Different story same chutiyapa are bhadwa bnd kr ye ab

A man hired a contractor to build his house in Kerala. Paid him more than ₹9 lakh. The contractor started work. Then stopped. No completion. No explanation. No return of money. Just — gone. The homeowner went to consumer court. The Ernakulam District Commission ruled: abandoning construction after receiving substantial payment is deficiency in service. Contractor ordered to pay ₹1.10 lakh compensation. In addition to being liable for the work undone. He trusted a contractor with his life savings to build his home. The contractor took the money and left. Save this post. Before paying any contractor more than ₹50,000 — get a written agreement specifying milestones and payment schedule. Pay against completion of each milestone. Not upfront. Never upfront.

@mrbeanmen @innocent2904 Kyuki Samson lodu apne century ke chakar me single lene laga tha khud

@innocent2904 Toh bhosdike kar nhi paa rha tha isiliye toh retired out Kiya naa Aankhen band karke dekhta hai kya be chutiye?

20(10) 🤣🙏 . Are madarchod fleming yeh toh ayush bhi krleta ,retire kyu krwadiya

@Technicalchart1 Kuch bhi krte h lekin aisa x pe bakchodi to nhi krta

@danger440volt aap kya krte ho?