chook 🐓

Shower shotguns are super cool, but allow me to introduce you to ✨bath rifles✨

@scarlettactual Honestly sounds like an amazing time, especially the intense sickness part 🙂‍↕️

@dangerChicken7 if you’ve ever been to a trade show it’s just that, a lot of networking and new product advertising on the floor. it may look super flashy but that’s just because the trade of “gun” is cool the dungeon with all the grassroots companies are really cool tho

Step 1: Get famous from a glow stick Step 2: Go to SHOT show Things are going swimmingly

@scarlettactual Oh hell yeah 🙂‍↕️ I know next to nothing about Shot except for all of the cool showcases and Twitter people going lol

@dangerChicken7 getting in is easier than you think lol lmk if need a ref

@yungjaxa @OpticNoir I normally just bite it until I taste WD40

@OpticNoir @dangerChicken7 bend it till you hear a snap then shake

Dropping a chem light at the entryway to the closet to let the team know I’ve checked for monsters

@brucesooners67 This probably hits hard if you’re twelve

@dangerChicken7 You are retarded

Ngl I’m kinda surprised a pic of a damn glow stick on the ground has taken off. I don’t have anything to plug really, but uh if you’re here: check out the Gatalog, 2A is for everyone no exceptions, fuck ICE, free Palestine, and take care of your community.

@StevenHeggs Okay then go on about your day, i dunno what to tell you boss

@dangerChicken7 No I won’t

@StevenHeggs Cry about it I guess lol

@dangerChicken7 Liked then unliked when I saw you’re trans

@blak661 Genuinely the only thing I’ve never liked about the Armatus is that I’m limited to a certain plate thickness and the placard clips aren’t industry standard, beyond that - banger carrier. 🙂‍↕️

@dangerChicken7 Oh fuck! You’re an Armatus user! Take my follow and undying loyalty!!!!

@lukeofhavoc Oh I love that so much, that’s awesome

@crypticx_cmt Oh I’m prepared for that actually!

@dangerChicken7 Raiding the closet but the monsters left a trap (clever bastards)

@PlatedDoll It’s a very very good color 🙂‍↕️

@dangerChicken7 That’s my favorite shade of blue so that’s how I’d know it’s safe

@run_the_course Oh gross a promotion

@dangerChicken7 Thank you captain chook

@PlatedDoll That’s a good thing tho

Sorry to anyone that this disappoints but I’m still a huge Star Wars nerd

@LCSscallywag Genuinely 🫩 like selling the old AR is one thing, but the MP5? I disgust myself

@dangerChicken7 Me reading all of this: "aww hell yeah" Me reading "i sold my MP5": "she should be beaten with hammers for this transgression"

Many years ago, right before I came out and moved to my current city, I’d convinced myself I would have no need for all of my guns, gear, and misc stuff that had filled a closet in my parents home. I was killing off that part of my life, so why bring it with me?

Our world is unfortunately set up in a way that certain activities are perceived as inherently feminine or masculine. Don’t let that affect who you are. Be uniquely and unapologetically you. (If you made it this far I appreciate you reading my long introspective post ❤️)

After years of forcing myself into a box, I have fully embraced who I am, inside and out. I do still miss my MP5 though, if I have any major regrets it’s that I got rid of such a fun slappy boi.