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@bitrefill I'm thirsty!

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Does nobody else think that #coldplay are #Shite? Just fucking dull as dishwater!

@TheAA_UK thanks for recovering my vehicle, you only managed to destroy one of my tyres!

@loucartershoes I was on same flight and my reference number has also now disappeared off the system - not holding out much hope of seeing my stuff again!

#easyjet appalling customer service after loosing baggage following flight from Amsterdam to Birmingham. Ref number not recognised on your system and tel number given just rings out. What’s going on? So many missing bags from same flight, they can’t of disappeared into thin air!!

@MisanthropeGirl More like give them all income at source then I can just build up a tab of what additional funds I owe them!

@BBCRadio2 is banging on a Friday night! Perhaps I'm getting old!

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Just close the doors and call it a day

Who's broken my Strava?

@tom_stayte just seen your piece on the news. The fact that you were a runner resonated with me. I've been struggling since covid in Jan. Feel like it's aged me 20 years. Interested in your experience and any insight you have

This is shite

All pickfords fault

We are shit

So let's all get back to working from the office because the guy who's been fleecing me £6.50 each day for a sandwich for the past 7 years is feeling the pinch!

A good day these days is based on the amount of times I walk towards a shop/venue and not have to retreat back to the car because I've fucking forgotten my mask again!

User reports indicate Strava is having problems since 5:25 PM BST. downdetector.co.uk/status/strava/ RT if you're also having problems #stravadown

Geezers need excitement If there lives don't provide them they stay incite violence - wise words!

@theJeremyVine I’m thinking about smashing windows & looting stores Burn a church Throw rocks at police To fight racism ?

Sad times