honey lavender lad

The Summer I Turned Highly Agentic

人のいない水族館、どちらが展示されてる側なのか分からなくなる

pole update

every day instagram shows me an ad for a new brand of breathable barrel-legged linen pants and let me just say: job well done by the targeted marketing guys. they found their guy, nailed me in one. 360 no-scoped the target demo

why is nobody talking about this

handwriting analysis is so funny, they got my man lowercase t doing the marge krumping

i love you @sugar_plant happy new @sugar_plant day

still thinking about the ominous “Gorilla” page on the local singing telegram website

today, my last remaining sealed can of original Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel ruptured, spilling its sticky citrus ichor and functionally departing from this world just 17 years, 8 months, and 5 days after its expiration date goodbye, old friend

[gesturing to my home water carbonator] care for a little liquid velvet?

doing my own research

@trumanbryd @agvsfilm @NewNordlinger seconding this please 🙏

@agvsfilm @NewNordlinger do you happen to have the link for a high quality mirrored mind?

I'm sorry guys but you should know that in the moment that you decide that you're going to explore the j-horror genre you must accept the fact that 480p is the best quality (and the highest most of the time)

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sometimes all 3 at once!

top 3 recurring themes in my dreams: 1. getting lost in labyrinthine megastructures (endless hotels, ouroboric ski lodges, colossal parking garages) 2. (extremely) public restroom anxiety 3. My Cats Are Trying To Get Out And I Have To Keep Them In

saying temple run works too, since iPod Touch era app-based humor generally knocks em dead, but there’s something inherently funnier about the word “doodle”

a good joke you can do that gets laughs 60-70% of the time is when someone is distracted on their phone in a social setting say “playing doodle jump over there?”

which way, western reader

writing love letters to her on the little pieces of paper they put between cheese slices