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@gentlemanrhymer I'll check it out, thanks!

@dangrollman I’ve been playing an open-backed Countryman for the last decade. It’s very nice, but then again all banjoleles are nice. I’m not fussed, I’ll play anything, me

I'm in the market for a banjolele. Any recommendations? @gentlemanrhymer

Totally forgot I had a Twitter. Look out world, more bad puns and robot thoughts are coming your way.

Tweets from a carrot: Day 900 - still pretty dark down here... I think Bob was eaten by a rabbit... Have proclaimed myself God to the microbes, but they refuse to worship. Must smite.

Bear with me, but I think we Otter von Moose.

Another toddler-inspired poem: "Life is fleeting, like this banana. Oh, I wish I could lie all day in a cabana, instead of working - I don't wanna. What's that smell? Dolce and Gabbana?"

"Like pulling teeth from a glacier trapped in molasses."

My Captain Planet villain name: Glutyn S. Beezwaks

Everything sounds more acceptable with an adjective: "Brewer's yeast," "Medicinal marijuana," "Nutritional opiates."

@akeefe98 "A cow a day keeps the doctor away"

@dangrollman Well "sometimes you feel like a cow, sometimes you don't."

Failed beef association motto from when they tried to steal one from a candy company: "Taste the cow"

@akeefe98 "What would you do for a cow?"

@dangrollman There's no wrong way to eat a cow

There's an awesome new robot on the market: mistyrobotics.refr.cc/dangrollman

You did it again @FlyFrontier , delivered my bag to the wrong baggage claim conveyor.

Baby W.K. #partypartyparty instagram.com/p/BfBTd6RHCK4c…

The @TeslaMotors logo looks like a cat's nose, no?

@norumbegan you could probably hang little hammocks off of each rod, so they'd get rocked to sleep as they're warmed.

My wife just suggested that a baby heater could double as a rotisserie.

@Hertz - Thanks for reaching out and making things right. @FlyFrontier - you're still in the doghouse.

I'd like to thank @Hertz and @FlyFrontier for making today's travel a truly atrocious experience.