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@DanKennedy_NYC As they say “ Too many kooks, poil the soup.”

@mz_zette @theHetal @lucciflyy @mz_zette made me the sickest slaps!!! 🖤

No cheating, what is the last saved pic on your camera roll?

@DanKennedy_NYC sounds like a new album title

@DanKennedy_NYC “In Fabric”. quirky horror also: ”Border”

@DanKennedy_NYC “In Fabric”. quirky horror

@DanKennedy_NYC Ben & Jerry Lee Lewis

@mz_zette This should be a TED talk

Why is it that most people named Ted are just so awful?

@DanKennedy_NYC Really good read, thanks!

@DanKennedy_NYC “I’ll take the buyout”

Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.

@DanKennedy_NYC Shinjuku’s Golden Gai Alley.... it’s pretty cool.

@rtenews It wasn’t me

'Intoxicated' man pulled to safety after stumbling into path of train in California | bit.ly/2qjmfrI

@MattOswaltVA pantsuit

about to go into a meeting for a project I know they have no interest in doing. To make this pointless meeting bearable tell me some strange words and I'll try to work them into the conversation. Anything. If I 'like' your word it means I used it. Go!

@Akopp fierce 🔥

Start you morning with this 🔥 youtube.com/watch?v=DFiLdB…

@colincreeV peanut butter. aka: White Claws

having tour withdrawals. headed to store to buy peanut butter

@_kcpo I prefer the Mango hangover over the Natural Lime hangover. Just sayin’...

White Claw is the new vape.

@nnnicolettaaa Oh, I’m keeping my eyes on you. Unless you “claw” them out... BOOM!!! Dad Joke!

@LindseyHileman Lindsey, my parents made fun of Zima, their parents made fun of Tang, and their parents made fun of automobiles. Circle of life.

@danhalen66 While I feel personally attacked by this statement, you’re not wrong. 🤷‍♀️ Smokers switch to vapes for less.... cancer I guess? Drinkers get clawed for fewer calories. I get it.