Dan Heimiller
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Dan Heimiller
@danheimiller
Follow my Poker Bankroll as I go from zero to $613,054 then back to zero then to $2,234,879 then to -$87,057 then to ?????
Las Vegas, Buick Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Sad, it was that 1Millionth and one ; extra 1 Grim Reaper that snuck up behind him.
#ChuckNorris @chucknorris
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@USABaseball We should've never taught Venezuela how to play baseball.
@WBCBaseball
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Countertops. If you take them for Granted you will way overpay for them.
Steve Harvey@IAmSteveHarvey
What is something simple in life you never want to take for granted?
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@IAmSteveHarvey Countertops. If you take them for Granted you will way overpay for them.
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@AllenKessler @BorgataPoker @LVPokerBeau @TheJustinHammer @BenErwinPoker Whoever has the gold makes the rules. But if the floorman don't agree , I'd black mail them for a free buffet.
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I'm having an argument with the floor here @BorgataPoker.
You are drawing for the button at a new table .
It's a 6 max game but only 5 are seated to start the new table.
How many cards do you put out to hi card for the button?
@LVPokerBeau
@TheJustinHammer
@BenErwinPoker
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@danheimiller @Haster18_ Can you post the fight video Dan when you do?
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Might be the only bloke with even less idea what he’s doing in the Middle East than Donald Trump.
Tate News@TateNews_
Andrew Tate with his war room soldiers arriving in Dubai is going viral 😳
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Online WSOP bracelets: should they exist?
I've always thought a different bracelet system made a lot of sense. Why are we giving the same bracelet to someone who wins a $400, 300-person field that only 5 states can participate in, as we do to someone who takes down a $100k live high roller?
I think online should go to silver bracelets or something. I don't think this will ever happen because it might hurt their bottom line, but I think most players would prefer it.
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@engineers_feed What's the number after the last 9? If all you can say is 9s maybe you're defining empty wrong?
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As I understand it , they were taught to smoke as a way of getting rid of them. They eventually died off due to cancer.
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
The guy is an absolute chad for lighting his ciggy
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@HighlandFox All three. The number inducted should be higher. Maybe 4 a year.
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@mhdksafa @SenseiChanning The Sri Lankan Navy rescued 32 sailors. If the response time was quick or less than average for this type of situation then the US response wasn't necessary. My guess is the US commander didn't like the safety of the situation.
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If the United States is at war, then Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. If the United States is not at war, then Pete Hegseth is a murderer.
What Pete Hegseth ordered the military to do violates international law. The Iranian ship was near Sri Lanka, in international waters outside the combat zone and on a training exercise.
Under the Geneva Conventions, you are obligated to rescue the crew of a ship that you sink during war. Abandoned any survivors and leaving them to drown is illegal and a war crime.

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@Andy_Bloch @davidsirota Can we bet on the end of the world date and time? Anybody can pick the date , but the time, now that's tough. I bet I can get 10 to 1 on my money.
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@davidsirota Thanks to Polymarket we don't have to wait until we have AI elevators that see into the future to know when the end of the world is imminent.
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@Nick_Palma1010 Wait a second? If no one is watching then are you working in a mortuary or a school for the blind? Are you walking around naked , you sick bastard?
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@idontlieknachos @McDonalds Paranoia can kill your happiness. Proof of toxicity shouldn't be from gossip and studies done by companies trying to sell you something. If we had this many paranoid people around at the Salem Witch Trials , they'd caught a lot more witches !
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@danheimiller @McDonalds What would Kessler do? On one hand they are tremendous deals. On the other hand - flavors. And ingredients. The onions on the Big Mac might kill him. WWKD?
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