danielle

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

I like chips

The Vikings are the least talked about 7-1 team in the history of the NFL.

Today I learned that aggressive goats have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I should share

Another beauty mark.

@Morganbearmj25 I’m waiting for them to serve lunch all day instead of denying my chicken nugget order at 9am

Why did McDonald’s stop serving breakfast all day without giving us a warning? #heartbroken #hungry #baconeggandcheeseonabiscuit

You have no idea what i would do to be slapping the glass at @dani_w2 hockey game tonight

g6 chemical has been found in the covid vaccine. side effects include gettin slizzard

Y’all know we deadass living through a history textbook chapter rn??

Spring is underrated

Haven't said "ope, scuse me" in a while

This is the content you love to see @PodfathersShow

i want what they have twitter.com/VideosFolder/s…

Shakira sounds like she’s going Jellyfish Hunting lmaooooo

I am a professional joke writer and I cannot stop laughing at picturing a real person sleeping like 13. Every single time I look at it I laugh. Imagine you just had sex with someone and you both settle in to go to sleep, and you look over and they’re doing that.

I got to work with John Legend and it was awesome! Here’s the song we got 🙏🏽

“How bout those Vikings??” had to be every conversation starter this morning in Minnesota

“why can’t spanish baseball players just learn english?”