Daniel Bryk

@VodafoneUK @VodafoneUK if I won I would gift it #GiftorKeep

Are you a Gifter or a Keeper? 🎁🆚🙋 You can now gift your #VeryMeRewards 🙌 Using #GiftOrKeep, tell us if you’re more likely to gift or keep your rewards and you could #WIN a £500 gift card! Ts&Cs: Vodafone.uk/WIN

Arnold J Rimmer as lamp shades: A thread

Come join us on the 23rd for a great breakfast meeting and listen to me talk about parking fines and what to do about them.

Competition Time! We're giving away a handful of #RaspberryPi TV HATs (thepihut.com/products/raspb…)! You can enter here - thepihut.com/blogs/raspberr….

@Ryanair the point of priority boarding is that we get priority. What a joke boarding the Dublin flight this morning.

GDPR Workshop @ 96 Shenley Road, WD6 1EB Running on the 21st, 23rd and the 25th buytickets.at/kyrby This workshop will give you all the knowledge and tools to make sure your company is compliant. You will walk away with a check-list and... buytickets.at/kyrby

@flipoutbc waiting nearly 30 minutes for management team to come back.

@flipoutbc what a joke. Still waiting for admin team to come down and discuss compensation for failure to deliver on expensive birthday party.

'Sign this contract' she said, 'And your mind, body and soul will be mine forever!' He gulped. The iPhone X certainly didn't come cheap.

“Oh!” she sighed. “Oh! Oh! Oh! One! Oh! One! One! One! Ohhhhhhh!!!!” You can’t beat a binary orgasm.

@SarahES01 @veschwab The really happy man he say yes.

When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on . . . Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@Jawbone So the rumors are true, finally the reason you don't answer emails and stopped support in December. bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

@horacebury Many congratulations

@airsoftmikeuk love the YouTube channel, how about a review of comms setup?

Our beloved AW passed away last night. He was the greatest. We'll miss him like crazy. We know you'll miss him too - West Family

@Jawbone congratulations on making me resort to Consumer law. @JawboneSupport wonder how long it will take for you to find my latest email!

@Jawbone Merry Christmas it's finally snapped and still no reply to my emails. @JawboneSupport what a joke of a product.