Daniel Crute

Hey @Apple my MacBook Air bought on 26/09/20’s screen has broken with literally no reason. I just took it to the Genius Bar and they tell me I have to pay 400+ pounds for it to be repaired. Not cool. Can you help?

@adidasUK I paid to have my four year old’s name on his mew shell toes, this is what I paid for? Cheap stickers that are already peeling out of the box? #aintgoodenoughreallymate

@shelleywriter Being a cockney. Being Jewish. Having a broken nose and goofy teeth. Trying in any way at school. Being bad at football, etc etc. But mostly just for being fearful. Sharks smell blood in the water and circle.

@LauraneMarchive @TheLondonMag Very welcome! Your writing really tickles my eyeballs. Yeah, we’ll be ok- tbh I’m kinda enjoying not bending metal round my head for a while! Hope you guys make it through with your usual panache too.

@danielcruteacts @TheLondonMag Thank you! I hope you're all good in this weird new world and that this no event thing is not fucking you over too much 😭

So happy to have a new story in @TheLondonMag! Give it a read if you love weird plants, sweat and parties 🌱💥

@catrinosborne Congratulations! Brilliant news! Well up for a drink to celebrate!

Mate’s done some beautiful work- if you like classic cars check these out: displate.com/mark1lizard/ca…

@AyoCaesar Skeletor never had that side hip stance, couldn’t have rocked the heels or the jack-up pants either. Dude was not on your level.

Hotel lighting got me looking like Skeletor 💀💀💀

Me (to a fantasy enthusiast): “I’ve never understood what the big deal with Tolkien is.” Him: “Yeah I understand, it’s too dense for some people.” Me (after deciding not to slap him): Mhm.

If anybody tells you the Mueller report clears Trump ask them a few questions about the report. Have they actually read it? It's fascinating. games-cdn.washingtonpost.com/notes/prod/def…

@Stephen_May1 @CarolineLucas Right on.

If #Remain parties won't coordinate before the #EuroElections then voters will have to do it for them at the ballot box. Shall we all decide together to choose one team? I'll prob never vote #Green in mainstream election but @CarolineLucas is most sane anti-brexit voice we have

It is a deep and profoundly sad tragedy that such an awesome product of human ingenuity and artistic achievement has met so sad a fate – especially one that means so much to so many people. Paris is in our thoughts tonight. bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…

@LauraneMarchive I hear you. It’s such a special place. Condoléances.

@danielcruteacts I never knew I could feel such loss for a building :( :( :(

@LanaKrumwiede Inconweeeenienced - Imprisoned in a Comode - Blackadder - BBC youtu.be/bY41eD4lS28 via @YouTube

#writingcommunity I need help with a new character. What are some grammar and syntax errors a native German speaker would commonly make when speaking English? Googling isn't helping much. Any ideas and help are much appreciated! #amwriting #characters

@SpectralWeaver When it’s warranted - nothing! Just learning that. Thanks for the reminder

@danielcruteacts What's wrong with sentimental?

Finally starting to accept that my sentimental writing style is just who I am, now just gotta try to be ok with that... #amwriting #storytelling #storiesmatter #writing #writer #story #novels #shortstories #flashfiction #wordplay #wip #ontheshouldersofgiants #writingcommunity

@LauraneMarchive Indeed. Much literary high five-ing for now and hope to see you soon. Dx

@danielcruteacts Thank you and hopefully see you soon xxxx

The Brexit Day demonstrations yesterday attracted a range of extremists and ended with the far right looking for a fight - attacking the police, the media, and one another. Share this so people know: