dan

all my tweets flop when im literally writing pure english literature

can a gym bro explain to me the thermodynamics of eugenia cooney

my apple watch asking if im working out because my anxiety of entering the gym

so gay that when i was little i didnt wanna take off my shirt cause i didnt wanna look "too sexy" for the girls

if her name isnt stacy then what is it

posting a double text screenshot from grindr really shows you get no play cause this is common asf

adam and eve showing bush on main

id be pissed asf if i was a man and my pornhub had the "gay" logo at the top

some miscellar water and a blunt really

grindr gameplay episode 3 got with DL fit masc trade

please switch sides masc lesbian on the chest fly machine

asking a 5 foot 7 man how many inches he is

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the first 3 words u see will define ur 2026 😭

if youre getting honked at once a week or more youre truly the problem

@luisliftzz chat

what hell was i going through in middle school to run a 6 minute mile and at the end drink some water out of a dirty fountain and hearing "123 leave some for me!"

@meowsiek idek what you said but its over for you 😭

i farted and it sounded exactly like this

whenever i backup and accidentally hit a wall i feel like a egg that just got attached to the uterus lining

@meowsiek blow jobs

am i dumb or is that slope not velocity