Danielle Lavieri

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It’s incredible how easily I’ll spend $100 on something if it’s advertised to me enough on instagram

Dry January? In THIS pandemic???

@kathrynb56 It’s reason enough to switch to Spotify

I can’t listen to Carol of the Bells without hearing ‘ding fries are done’

Turns out my wife’s true love language is cheese fries

Did the Cox marketing team never say it out loud before deciding to brand with that name?

It’s the self-awareness for me

One thing I love about late-twenties is going out for drinks at 6pm and being home and in bed by 9 👵🏻

When “have fun” is part of the agenda on a Monday morning meeting

Advice from my wife this morning, “don’t smile at people with clipboards” #recoveringextrovert

Not me hiring a professional to tile my kitchen and then overhearing them watch a YouTube video on how to tile #homeowneradventures

Blake: I love you Katie: f*%#$ I love you too All of us: #TheBachelorette

Blake when they him Greg has left the show #TheBachelorette

A word of advice from someone picking up all their belongings to move: don’t buy another fcking winter scarf ever again. You already have too many.

USA women’s beach volleyball team after every point #Olympics

Watching the @NBCOlympics while sprawled on a couch yelling “omg he succckksssss” is globally uniting pastime

Me using my new joint credit card now that I’m married

On the limo ride to my wedding we passed perfect fat happy corgi and he and I shared a moment. Thank u to the higher power (corgis) for blessing my marriage 🙏👰🏼‍♀️👰🏻‍♀️🍑

J&J stock prices after tonight’s new FDA warning