danielle

why my macbook always sound like it’s out of breath

when you become a mom do you just automatically start over sharing with strangers orr does this just happen with time ?

how can i persuade someone that the port a potty’s on the side of the highway construction sites are rest stops

current favorite hobby is drinking all the half empty water bottles around my house

just drank a @Starbucks shaken espresso and am now shaken from espresso

just said goodnight to mom she said okay goodnight it’s 24 degrees outside and it’s groundhogs day okay thanks mom for that info love u <3

when can i start my fall playlist

y’all 😂

there is hope after today’s monstrosity

my adult friend just told me she falls asleep crying to strawberry shortcake’s christmas album. i cannot 💀

@mariah_nic0le ilyyyyy till the end bb

“i love your curves” the curves:

an accurate depiction of me listening to maverick city on my flight

why do i always think my car’s gonna blow up when i turn it on after filling it up with gas. eVERY time

This is Julio. He did not steal a sock. And if he did, it was an accident. 13/10 I believe him (IG: hello_julio)

it’s honestly a hit or miss with tjmaxx k-cups

i need at least 25 minutes to drink my cup of hot chocolate

do people still have lava lamps? that’s the real question

@claytontroy_ litcherally same omg now i’m on edge

it’s been suspiciously long since i’ve slammed my finger in a door it has to be coming soon