Dani

@Jay2wvy @traderjoeslut wtf

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

@BravoTV You’re such a fucking liar Camille!!!!!

I need whatever beta blocker Kyle Cook is on #summerhouse

I’m a lover girl but I’m currently non-practicing.

supreme court is just regular court with sour cream and diced tomatoes

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

noise cancelling thighs

If I had a boyfriend I would tie him to a chair and make him watch Girls HBO in its entirety and give a meaningful and detailed in-depth review after

i think questions are more romantic than compliments

Starts either a P and ends with an S and every girl loves them

@atrupar I’ve seen this episode already

Trump announces he will not attend his son's wedding

ur secret is safe with me because i lowkey zoned out

@Infernalle Diabolical

The chicken salad sandwich from Which Wich looks like it has human teeth. Who…who tf approved this image???

@idblockthesun Noah, please. I can’t be any sadder!

so orbiter (even more devastating version) just dropped cool that’s fine i didn’t even wanna have a peaceful day anyway

Logan Roy was a piece of shit, but even he showed up for his kid's wedding RIP king

@adrianasmojito kinda thought she was joan rivers for a sec

Joan Rivers would've had a field day with this

Practical Magic (1998)

@ABC7 @abc7JoshHaskell Listen, I don’t want to be judged for how stupid I was at 22. Spencer Pratt needs to be judged by how stupid he still is.

Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt opened up about his political party during a one-on-one interview with Eyewitness News Political Reporter @abc7JoshHaskell after President Trump showed his support for the reality TV star, saying he heard Pratt was “a big MAGA person.” “I’m a big nobody person. I’m a big Spencer Pratt, Angeleno person.” abc7.la/31Gcjr

@EliMcCann These are wonderful!

My husband made me take new headshots for my upcoming book because I've been using the same one for like seven years. I hate pictures of myself. Please just tell me which one of these to use for the back of the book.

Was what we had real or cake