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SHUT UP, IM DRINKING OVER HERE!!!

Heheh. Its four twenty somewhere!

Shut up. Im drinking over here.

Skee Ball scourge. Fucken shameful. A child's game played by adults. Fucken get out of here.

@jamesrambin It feels so good when you find a new clearance shelf in an heb you haven't been to in a while.

love wandering around my heb and checking out weird stuff in the clearance section. one time they had a $15 bag of fancy whole bean coffee marked down to four bucks, talked about it all week

Man, dont volunteer at south by. Haha

Love to hear ringing in the head and ears. Oooooooooowooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeeee.... wheeeeeeeeeee. OooooOOOOOoooehhhhheeeee Anyone else have this awful thing eeeeeep ooooouuurrreeeeeeee

Ordering the oldest dictionary i can find as therapy

not getting into the "weed guy" discourse as therapy

Ooooohhhh wheeeeee

Buying an apple pie thing at the gas station and walking into my partners family gathering. Weeeooooo

Woke up to two flat tires. What. Riding the hot rod scooter around the east side. Help

Austin is simultaneously hot and cold at the same time. Thats simultaneous. I didnt need to say "the same time." Good luck figuring that out.

@AmericanAir busted this guitar. I've been given the run around for the past three days about it. what the hell y'all. the folks on the phone have been fine but just shuffle me around to different people. when I just want to talk to someone who can help me. but no one does help.

Watching old friends descend into jam band fans when we had an actual jam band in high school and they all hated us hurts real bad. Or is funny. Or whatever.

Customer: can I look in your tool bag for a wrench? Good luck, this tool bag is managed by 25 different people with adhd, depression, alcoholism, drug addiction, other alphabet stuff. The tool bag reflects ourselves. As we are the tools.

Bars, man Bars, Forever.

Blocked the white house

@alessio_joseph Thank u for your service

i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats

I have ones again played almost an entire two hour set of just mumbling melodies that vaguely resemble words over chords and getting tips and compliments gonna invent mumble indie folk rock

i'm playing at a nice hotel this evening and guess what I'm gonna fucken wear?

new airport advance says "all performers should be in biz casual, semi-professional attire (No flip-flops/slides, shorts, holey garments, etc.) "Dress for your show, not for rehearsal.") Like, dude - that's exactly what I wear to my shows.