@CayleHunter It got me thinking about how much power Cal Skate DJs actually wield in the world of local children. Tremendous psychic energy being emitted.
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Daniel Taylor
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Daniel Taylor
@danieltaylor
Husband to the world's best wife. Dad to world's cutest baby. Aging band guy @_surrogate @cold_blue_mtn and a lot of other crap that no one cares about
Chico, CA Katılım Mayıs 2007
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Took my daughter to the roller skating rink and after announcing some kid's 9th birthday, the zoomer DJ played Elliott Smith's Waltz #2 in which Smith details the permanent emotional damage inflicted by his abusive stepfather and resulting estrangement from his mother
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[running to my computer like the old courtroom reporters used to after the verdict was announced] Neuro-Isis
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This but its actually my entire life
the giant@chaser_bait
my brother’s friend, a very polite soft spoken guy, is a clown, and his entire bit is that he starts at the back of the crowd, and slowly tries to reach the front, meekly saying ‘excuse me’ and ‘sorry’ only reaching the stage at the end of his set with no time left to perform
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[Law and Order DUN DUN sound] in the musical touring system the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the bands who need a place to crash and the guy who knows a good breakfast place he'll show you the next morning. This is their story
SQUASH B’GOSH@otherjrobbins
One time a band stayed with me & I told them the night before that I’d be happy to show them some good breakfast places and the next morning the guy accidentally texted me & said “this mfer seems obsessed with breakfast” & then they left without talking to me
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@CayleHunter @ActionNewsNow In 2098 they are going to mint a 4D cryptocurrency to commemorate the centennial of me moving away from there
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@danieltaylor @ActionNewsNow Turns out the coin you have makes the centennial of some guy moving there
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Celebrate 140 years of Willows this Friday at the Civic Center with live music, historical displays, and free horse-drawn carriage rides. tinyurl.com/4bm873p5
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@CayleHunter @ActionNewsNow Maybe Action News can get to the bottom of how Willows used to be founded in 1876 but was now supposedly founded in 1886? Mandela Effect? Timeline shift? Revisionist history?
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@CayleHunter @ActionNewsNow Also: giving away an historic coin from the city’s centennial celebration? Imagine being from Willows and not already having that coin and keeping it on your person at all times in case anyone ever asks where you’re from and exactly how old your hometown is
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@CayleHunter @ActionNewsNow The live music is just me playing the intros to Metallica songs on a solid state Fender combo amp 14 cans of Bud heavy deep
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Googled the name of a Chico business and this was the top result under "People Also Ask"
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Semi relieved to learn that the "silky Cod Milt" mentioned in the restaurant review I'm reading isn't actually fish cum as implied by the name but rather the fish nutsack.
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@TheSludgelord I was just talking about this record with my friend @danieltaylor. We caught lightning in a bottle with that one, and somehow it still holds up
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Discover "The Abominable Iron Sloth" by The Abominable Iron Sloth on #deezer
link.deezer.com/s/31XK97d3xbEf…
@CayleHunter damn, this never fails
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The real Chico Experience in going downtown on a Wednesday night and getting your ass kicked on the corner of 3rd and Main by a guy named Jim Goodfriend at 1:50 AM
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The world is quickly dividing into two kinds of people: the people who click buttons like this and people who would never, ever click a button like this.
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Netflix Update: If you like to just get and be sad for awhile you should watch Train Dreams. If you like horny Frankensteins you should watch Frankenstein.
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If you were a dumbass kid growing up in a small town in the 80s/90s movies and television had you convinced that this was what it was like in LA or New York on an average day
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The “dude who you hit up for shows when you’re on tour” to “ guy dead at 40/50-something” pipeline is real
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Feels like this addition to the Christian Okoye Wikipedia entry has some personal animus behind it
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