Dani George

“Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.” - Unknown

@boohuff 😂. One of my favorite memories

Happy retirement to the only girl to ever break her neck and finish a lap. @danigeorgebmx

Thank you @danigeorgebmx for all your contributions and all the best for the future.

@BastinKyle Oh. I literally misinterpret everything you say 🤣

@danigeorgebmx Already got my license 😎 . California just got with it like every other state and no longer required techs from having to take it

Due to my procrastination I: 1. Did not have to take a licensing exam for work 2. Got refunded the initial payment I made for it Procrastination actually paid off for me this time, literally.

Hey @usabmx What does this mean for Phoenix? 3 mains or nah?

Sitting in the Emergency exit row on the plane and I wiped down the emergency door handle. If this plane goes down, I’m saving the day AND not getting covid. One of my less than genius moves. #idiot

@justinmclintock I need a bike

Solid morning ride. #mtb

I don’t like jelly filled donuts but I LOVE toaster strudels

@sforesta57 I didn’t! I was trapped in the Instagram Reels vortex

@danigeorgebmx HOW DID YOU GET THE JOKES THEN?

Spent the last 30 minutes looking at NFL memes. I DON’T EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL.

I wish you guys could see my family group chat. It is always only about the pets because we all have such different political views and opinions about the world.

@BastinKyle Is Kamaltoe supposed to be offensive? I thought guys dig camel toes.

Kamaltoe Harris playing dodgeball at an elite level right now.

@justinmclintock These were not from today

@danigeorgebmx Jeans? 🤔

Soccer pants are shamed upon so I wore jeans today

Undgrad math major required materials: paper, pen. Graduate math major required materials: computer, matlab, R, time-turner, hammer to smash computer, money to buy new computer.

@FYakimchuk It’s today Frank! 9/21

@danigeorgebmx What is the date of your Mother’s birthday?

My Mom’s 66th birthday is themed “corona-pocalypse.”