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putting the union jack in my name only to like far-left tweets just to fuck with the flag bot
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daniel schmaniel🇬🇧
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the most radically written and acted 'i love you'
wayans brothers streaming service@DrBind
Everyone keeps making jokes about "bringing Matt Damon home" but they neglect to mention his best friend said this to him:
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Jared Leto is not a bad actor he’s a bad PERSON!!!!
👑@King2Eclipse
The worst actor you know put on a great performance
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Anyone who knows what it’s like to be a kid from a poor background, having fuck all and seeing kids around you have everything, would never complain about something like this.
Ben 🇬🇧💷@ben__investing
Was booking tickets for Edinburgh Zoo this weekend. Noticed people on Universal Credit get a discounted rate. Adult ticket: £30. Adult ticket (UC): £8. A 73% difference. No shade to people on UC. But why are we being punished for having a job?
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This is why the rest of the UK has such a huge productivity gap to London btw.
The Exchange@wyk_exchange
If you stood on Briggate at 8am on a weekday in 1957, and stood there again in 2026, in which year could you reach more of the city in half an hour? Samuel Bancroft has crunched the numbers. Since the 1950s, Leeds has got bigger - but the city has effectively shrunk.
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low-key why i’m not a fan of rey being a palpatine. she should have just been some rando who was adopted by the skywalker twins because she annoyed luke enough
evil stag 𐂂@stevetonyism
"guys what if this lowborn character whose entire story revolves around being lowborn was actually a descendant of a king 😍😍"
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Politicians not prioritising pensioners once in a while.
Dr Marie Tidball MP@MarieTidball
Good news for pensioners across our country. The government has confirmed that if the state pension is your only source of income, you will not pay income tax. Along with the triple lock, that means 12 million pensioners will see their income rise by up to £470 this year alone.
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You can tell something inside him broke when The Nice Guys and Blade Runner 2049 flopped
Ethan@Ethan1097
Gosling’s 2010s vs 2020s is seriously depressing
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One genuinely good thing Burnham has done is piss off the entire Westminster media establishment by (a) being northern and (b) not giving them his undivided attention.
Sky News@SkyNews
Has the PM started to alienate people in Westminster and around the UK? @BethRigby, @RuthDavidsonPC and @HarrietHarman discuss his focus on Manchester, Anas Sarwar's move from Scottish Labour leader to the House of Lords and Andy Burnham's cabinet. 🎧 podfollow.com/ElectoralDysfu…
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Oh my god they're literally doing the "prison is a hotel these days" about literally fucking Broadmoor.
Hard to enjoy the gym and cafe when you're mainlined lithium 18 hours a day.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Southport killer Axel Rudakubana will stay in a university-style room and have access to a gym, cafe and TV at Broadmoor Hospital
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"guys what if this lowborn character whose entire story revolves around being lowborn was actually a descendant of a king 😍😍"
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This is why shit never gets built. Just build the damn houses, give people opportunities, let families grow and the economy will flourish. We will always have a shortfall (in terms of the economy and housing stock) if we don’t do anything! It’s actually exhausting living here.
The Telegraph@Telegraph
Delivering Andy Burnham's 300,000 affordable homes would cost an estimated £47bn by 2036, leaving the new Prime Minister with a £8bn shortfall to the current funding pot, according to new research. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…
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derrick lewis just randomly debunking the entire sport of jiu jitsu will never not be funny
MrTestoestrogen@MrTestoestrogen
I still don’t understand why fighters just don’t stand up
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Putting the all time great Oxbridge tweet back. If this tweet were a student it would have gotten a double starred first.
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representación perfecta de lo que es ser Vista realmente por alguien… jamás se volverá a escribir una escena como esta
bambi ⋆˚꩜｡@verryfawn
Changed the game
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It's actually this that signals the death of creativity, not AI. The sneering gatekeepers of the ruling class, funneling their friends and children into positions of cultural production.
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love putting “the” in front of band names that don’t need it
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@nylspire @TheMonkeyJungle Idk the 20th century was pretty fucking nuts
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@daninhighcastle @TheMonkeyJungle I never cared much for historical facts and timelines, I think we already live in the most interesting period of human history so far
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Guy who ruins the vibes sometimes vs Satan and Satan 2
Moira🧲@netheresebriefs
Since yall wanted to say yesterday’s was too easy, here’s today’s asoiaf fuck/marry/k!ll: Criston/Ramsay/Aerion (you cannot k!ll them all)
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