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Slowly moving over to M@stodon: daninoush [ @ ] hachyderm [ . ] io

@gabrielszatan Black Hole in Brooklyn. The promoters were so lovely, the venues were sick, and DJs they brought in were banging. These parties were a community 🖤

what’s the single most memorable / unique / outright best clubnight or event you’ve ever been to? can be a series, can be a total one-off. particularly if there was a standout DJ set as part of it. interested to know (this is going somewhere)

Some people just need to learn when *not* to use Group All

ruhezeit kultur theguardian.com/world/2022/dec…

@jtannady In 10 years, they will be writing APIs on top of the APIs on top of the APIs

@daninoush *scream*

Once, I worked at a company that said that rewrites don't "add profit," and the best thing to do was to write an API on top of a 20+ year old code base. 🤪

@simoncha_n I'm waiting for them to use bollards 🙃

Final-fucking-ly

@nburdy Sorry to hear about this :( I hope things look up over the coming weeks

I am going to say it: I'm really happy I'm not living in the US anymore

me: "spends hours with my favourite person" me as soon as they leave:

@burgundycatlady orrrrrr hoe/me 😇

@AdrianaVecc Never!!!! (But he did lol)

@daninoush don’t fuck with la mantecatura, eh! 🤌🏼

Ladies, if an Italian man is trying to impress you by making pesto pasta FROM A JAR, that is a red flag. You’re welcome.