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@MrsGonzalez_07 @war24182236 If you’re a normal person who had too many beers you’ll get arrested. Shooting up in front of a preschool is fine though.

@war24182236 What happened to public intoxication? Does that not exist anymore?

April 28 2026 7:45pm Location 16th & Mission This is the STATE OF SAN FRANCISCO DRUG CRISIS!! People can come to San Francisco and have a drug feast on city streets. And it’s just not Fentanyl anymore it’s a mixture of other drugs combined with the Fentanyl

@PNWConservative Racism

I assume the vacancy rate in Seattle has improved over the past few months right?

@stats_feed White fat death

What 3 words would you use to describe the United States of America?

@carrieunderwood @NikkiGlaser @AmericanIdol Would I guess

Had a fun night with the beautiful and hilarious @NikkiGlaser joining us as a guest judge tonight on @AmericanIdol! 😂 ✨

@Kalshi_Culture Can’t remember

What is your favorite Bruce Willis movie?

@XavierBecerra I’m voting for the fat chick

The choice is clear.

@StoryWarz @kimberlycongdon @UncleLazerComic @notsam @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez “I fucked an overweight spoiler rican to further my career.” Correct answers: Louis, Kim, Lazer

All New #StoryWarz w @kimberlycongdon @UncleLazerComic & @notsam joining @bigjayoakerson & @luisjgomez premieres on YouTube and everywhere else Thursday at 8pm E. For On Demand, uncensored, & ad-free access TONIGHT at 8pm E, go to GaSDigital.com and use promo code WAR!

@MattMahanSJ Tijuana

Anyone happen to know the third-largest city in California?

@ProudGoyimSEAzn @jay_acuna @XavierBecerra Not Mahan. He’s the only dem who wants to lower gas prices.

@jay_acuna @XavierBecerra The others would do the same, so what’s your point?

Here’s the truth: I have spent my career fighting to protect our environment. As your Governor, I will protect our air and water, defend California’s nation-leading climate leadership, and hold polluters accountable - because the future of our children depends on it.

@Elex_Michaelson @CNN @kaitlancollins Ask the Dems what they say to Dem voters considering leaving the party or state. Ask Republicans how they will reach across the aisle to implement their proposals.

.@CNN is hosting a debate with the California Governor candidates on May 5th. @kaitlancollins and I will be moderating. What’s your question for the candidates?

@nyttypos got one for you bro nytimes.com/2026/04/23/us/…

@MyTicketselling He always sounds like that. Cost him my vote.

can someone please give a cough drop to steyer lol. california governor debate.

@Indie5051 Swap U2 with Coldplay and we’re good

Las 50 mejores bandas de la historia según la revista Rolling Stone:

@yesknow @alphafox His best work 😂

@alphafox Remember that time when Bam Margera held on to a hot air balloon and almost got carried away 😂

Bam Margera proves that even at 46 he's still a skateboard legend: 🙌

@Emily4758 Lol

@TateTheTalisman I can come up with better engagement bait than this

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@BearGrylls You got caught sleeping in hotels during your “survival” shows lol

I spent time in the desert where Jesus fasted for 40 days. It was humbling. After 40 days, he was at his most parched, starving, and beaten. What he went through is hard to even imagine.

@abierkhatib @BorisJohnson Two wrongs make a right? It’s shocking how many adults still use this logic

@BorisJohnson Ur friends, the Zionists

What kind of maniacs attack a fleet of ambulances? The culprits must be caught and punished with exemplary severity - to show that antisemitism has no place in Britain.

@AriMattiComedy High fives from the boys!!!

thank you to the great people of Wisconsin, specifically the 2400 who bought tickets to my shows this weekend.

@arishaffir @TheEndComedy @YMHstudios If Timothy Jerome Dillon isn’t on, I’m not watching!

This is as big as it gets. After 8 long years, my storyteller show is back! Premieres April 16 on theend.ymhstudios.com. Presale pricing starts TODAY, only available for a short time!