DanMarkBen

@LilMissZooted Added you @danmarkben

@zaddyefron ❤️

@zaddyefron Luckily I do both, and more 😉

@bakedpotatofag 😍

@bakedpotatofag Stoned is the only way to build Legos ☺️

@dilfmage Jealous, it's beautiful 😍

My team 😭

Exciting news! Google announced that transit riders in Seattle and the Puget Sound region will soon be able to add ORCA cards to Google Wallet. To learn more, check out the latest blog post from Google: bit.ly/46HV4WE

@thefakecooplee 🙋🏼‍♂️

@j0hn_j0hnn And some of us are even in Seattle 😉🙃😘

Post a photo of your pet and who they're named after.

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to

The modern Seattle experience is trying to figure out if your throat hurts from covid or from basically taking bong rips of Douglass Fir all day

Republicans in June: "It's not an abortion ban; it's sending the issue to the states." *States all over the country organize to protect access to abortion* Republicans now: "Elect us and we will pass a nationwide abortion ban." There it is. VOTE like your rights depend on it.

@Runningactor 🤷🏼‍♂️ They wouldn't do it if people weren't ridiculous and buying it when it's out this early. I was asked about Christmas lights at work today *dies inside*

Really Costco?! Really?!

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

@SeattleGayAlt @KCPubHealth I was planning on going, but woke up sick today 😭 Glad you got #2!

🙉🦠💉 #2 in the books. Nicely done, @KCPubHealth — just wish today’s clinic at SCC was better advertised. — Anyone eligible for the shot should go, no lines, quick and efficient. — if you got #1 in Canada, bring your vaccination record or a pic of it.

@boo_beary_bear Happy to help anytime 😈

What's RCS? Why does it matter? Why do texts sometimes look different in group chats? 👀⬇️ #GetTheMessage

Texting is meant for bringing people together, not splitting them apart. RCS puts safe and seamless universal messaging back in everyone’s hands. Help Apple #GetTheMessage.

Texting a friend with a different phone than you should be no problem… Right? @Apple? #GetTheMessage