Dan Ryan

You know when you see a photo of famous blokes sucking piss and you think ‘gee I’d love to have a beer with those guys’. This is not one of those photos

@Jasperc53 This is no coincidence @paddyy93

Those Demons rooms might be the loudest I’ve ever witnessed. Winning helps, but the culture shift in six months is unbelievable. That 23 bloody loves Kingy

Simon Madden must have been so Fkn good to be mentioned in the same conversation as Max #dees

Thoughts? @ChristianVassis @chris_belll #INDvSA

It is fucking hilarious that the Bulldogs have to train the next three days on the ridiculously rough chance that Essendon beat Gold Coast

@Jasonread21 @AdamBandt Well said

@AdamBandt Suck shit

Thank you Melbourne, and to the Greens movement, for the last 15 years. I hope I’ve made you proud.

@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY Thoughts @WillSchofield? 🤡

Melksham reasons from MRO: Melksham and McGovern have their eyes on the ball as Harrison Petty and Reuben Ginbey compete in front of them. With his eyes on the ball, Melksham makes contact with McGovern’s back and simultaneously, Melksham makes contact with McGovern’s foot as he positions himself to take the mark, resulting in McGovern being put off balance and his head making contact with Petty’s back while Petty is contesting the mark. It was the view of the MRO that the contact from Melksham was not of a forceful nature and that having regard to all of the circumstances, it was not reasonably foreseeable that McGovern and Petty would make contact in the manner that occurred. No further action was taken.

Jake Melksham cleared of any wrongdoing. Bo Allan offered one-match ban. @FOXFOOTY

I really want to make a tweet tagging Will Schofield telling him how much of a fuckhead he is. Go Dees

@EttershankKate @7Sport Oh my God

@7Sport Why did Richo ignore the women at the end of the race? Mannix-Power nearly won it!

Tarrant causes a boil over in the Backmarkers' Handicap 😤

What the actual hell is that kit. Bring back the Whisp

I’m starting to think that people trying to tell me they like Severance are taking the piss out of me as a joke to try get me to keep watching

@clintonlambert3 Definitely

@dannnr27 Never in doubt. Might have to catch up for a beer at some stage

Anyone looking to offload a guest pass for day 2?

@clintonlambert3 Don’t worry about me mate I’m fine to get in

@dannnr27 Might be time for you to concede a general public day

@benno_76 Does the name Fergus O’Neill mean anything to you?

Gout Gout will be the most prominent Australian on the planet in 5 years. He must be protected at all costs.

Putting this to my twitter world after declaring it to our office last month, Fergie will be the biggest name in Australian cricket in the next 5 years

Fergus O'Neill is a mad dog

@jdwant Perhaps it is now your housemates’ responsibility to hang up your washing then

if there’s anything i hate more it’s hanging my washing. on sunday, i created a job on air tasker someone to hang it. a man was prepared to drive from nunawading for $25. was ready to accept but my housemates didn’t want a stranger in the house, i literally can’t win

I'm not mentally strong enough to get any work done today

@pickle2401 Hahaha there are no arguments from me

Dad a big fan of the Everest carry on and clearly thrilled about me heading up to Sydney this weekend