Danny

@HoldstationW When most football legends are in one frame, legend!

I'll take my cup, thank you

After 4 years of building, we are officially walking away from Crypto Industry > It happened over the last dinner. We tried to explain to our next-round investors what "Global Finance On-chain" is > They looked me dead in the eye and asked if I was doing drugs > Then, I showed them a ChatGPT-made deck, writing a poem about how our hamster could now trade U.S. Stocks on its own. > They immediately called us revolutionary tech and asked how much we needed to make it for a cat > I'm done, they transferred me $10M right away in the Wallet > Why spend years building complex PMF-less infrastructure to extract revenue from the same 10,000 degens > When I can just pivot to AI slop and making prompts & workflow & useless skills? > I'm going to launch an AI agent with absolutely no use case, slap a.ai domain on it, and raise another $50M > It’s the exact same hype cycle, but this time I don’t have to pretend to care about a DAO and community > I am open-sourcing my token-vesting spreadsheets. Do whatever you want with them. Happy April 1st. Thanks for the liquidity. 🥂

@HoldstationW Investors really switched up that fast huh???

@HoldstationW ngl this reads like my portfolio diary after a -30% day

Regarding the recent market situation

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@HoldstationW Damnn, feels like tradfi slowly fading out.. 🥲

@HoldstationW I feel like March exposed how fragile the market structure still is, the next 9 month will be same haha

wtf just happened in March

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Give me your best investment advice right now

@HoldstationW BINGOOO What kind of reward will I receive, haha?

Triump

@HoldstationW We really living in this era. This is kinda sad but funny... 🥲

born too late to earn a property born too soon to colonize other land born just in time to have openclaw checking my email

Holdstation x Van Cleef

@HoldstationW Web3 got fashion collab?

Should we keep shorting OIL and longing XAU chad?

@HoldstationW The fk, my short gold order at 5200 on the CEX was a top short; if I had held it until now, it would have dropped almost 1000 points!

@HoldstationW Does the surge in stock prices resemble a bubble about to burst?

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@HoldstationW Chart addiction is real :))

Average retard traders

@HoldstationW My Android device wasn't hacked last time, and when I checked, there were no new updates. What should I do?

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@HoldstationW @bitget @Gate Patience gang rewarded, but how abt $HOLD on other chain bridge to bnbchain?

$HOLD deposits and withdrawals are now open on @bitget and @Gate Thank you to our community for your patience and continued support