Danny Coates

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@jim687651370230 @TheCinesthetic I loved Burn after reading, I thought it was hilarious!

@TheCinesthetic Burn after reading. Good dark humor about everyday things.

What movie is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?

@GregBaldwinIroh Plenty of butter in the toast, bit of pepper and Worcestershire sauce in the beans (if you have it) and heat them for a few minutes until the sauce thickens 🤤🤤

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@by6nes @carlyjohnson123 Incredible sign off 🤣🤣🤣

@carlyjohnson123 get yourself a digital nomad or remote work visa, which you may be able to solve not that i know what line of work u r in, or use Non schengen countries as ur base to go back to lots of nice countries Within EUROPE but not part of schengen. u owe me a pic of ur fanny thanks

The 90 day rule in Europe is the biggest load of shit . Thanks alot Brexit voters. Thanks alot 😡

Okay okay here’s the clip

I think we, as a society, should get back to the activity of sitting down and listening to a record in the living room Lights dimmed and candle on, drink of choice in hand, and one of your favorite albums playing is a great way to spend the night Something else phones ruined

This is incredible from Rhinos, literally everything coming off for them and completely dominating KR in every area. So great to watch 😍 #ALAW #Rhinos #HKR #SuperLeague

GOLD! 🥇 Matt Weston has done it! He is the first British man to be Olympic skeleton champion 🤩

The positive impact of early morning exercise on mental state and alertness should not be underestimated.

MASSIVE 3 points that! Incredible team performance that last 20 minutes to keep another clean sheet. We would have lost that game on any other day. Fucking ace result! #gtfc

@GtfcSimpsons I heard that 😂😂

Jackson Pym in goal apparently #GTFC

Good. Should have gone after the World Cup defeat to Samoa

@sleepdiplomat But you said recently on an episode of DOAC that would would only recommend a dose of between 0.1 and 3mg, as more than that causes a lasting “hangover”

Melatonin timing matters! A new study reveals 4mg taken 3 hours before bed can regulate sleep. But it doesn't help insomnia. High doses can cause a morning "hangover." #SleepScience #Melatonin

Arsenal play Diary of a CEO football

@WestHam 😂😂😂😂😂

Full-time.

No idea what I’m going to do with my evenings now. May have to hang out with my family. Fuming #DartsWorldChampionship #PDCWorlds #darts

@CallumOakley laughing at every one of his own jokes on the @Haveawordpod roast really ticked me more than the actual (fucking hilarious, btw) jokes he was telling. Wonderful 🤣😂

@rickygervais describing Boris Johnson as a Waterlogged Gary Busey just absolutely ruined me. Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Town yet again having to reap what they sew. Absolute dogshit at the back yet again🙄😤#GTFC