THE BEARD GUY 🍻

That time when you randomly visit your parents and you find your dad in the neighborhood kafunda....you have to make sure you buy everyone what they drink because mzee has always been talking about you but deep down ..owulira nga offa

Omwana azukuse to iron my clothes mbu bino bi care sibirabangako ... Nze nkoreki

@NewtonAllan6 Ka dodo ka boil nkalaba

Yaya Extra is the best local restaurant in Uganda and East Africa at large.

@LoneChildMJB Banange tukoleko.kimu

We really appreciate bagaga who buy us strong alcohol and later ask for our mobile money numbers to send money for hangover treatment. You were raised right. Naye omugaga okunywisa gilbeys and red label namala nakuleka nga takuwadde yadde ekimu aba mutemu.

@Sandrah_ug Olima blue badge

Unfortunately no one knows what am digging 😭🤣🤣😞

@kepazaengltd That's expensive

@dannylyiceuler Oba u install camera 😂😂

Weekend girl friend yebasemu Bambi she has been on choz since morning...Naye alabika talina programme yagenda nkya ..banange nkole ntya ..what if I leave her home and she takes my TV

@Ibrah_muller99 Waffa

@dannylyiceuler 😂😂

Date cancelled, mweru naye akasolo ka black 😂🤭🙌

@kepazaengltd Waa it's the only important thing in the house

@dannylyiceuler Go with your TV to the work place

@NatashaFaridah1 Omwana akinywa baaba

@dannylyiceuler 😏

Your Lu girlfriend is impressing the buyer b'se you ain't around.

Banange abali ku beach mugamba mutya ...nze ndi ne weekend wife wange ate tayagala mazzi

@Guy_is_wireless Baaba zabano abo ku Saturday 😂😂

@dannylyiceuler Tebasobola

Naye bazadde bo bajja kusanga

@AloroDesmo @Anite__Evelyn Banange

@Anite__Evelyn Natural water awaiting him

Congratulations my Darling captain, thank you for always winning a big reward with lots of love, hugs, kisses and nutural water 💦💦 awaits you ♥️😘😊

@iamarnoldworld Webake gwe ogira ebimwa 😂

I curse whoever advised FIFA to put the world cup in USA. 💔😂

@Melanieyiga Obulungi obuzibu

@dannylyiceuler Essawa yonna owonna obuwulu😹😹

@Melanieyiga Banange

@dannylyiceuler Tugamba gwofunye gwoba😹😹ate omusajja bwomulaba nga wabuvunanyizibwa munyweze tomutta

@Melanieyiga Bwogambye ..Kuba anteredewo embeera ..kyoka namufuna ku Friday

@dannylyiceuler Mwebake enkya muyitamu babiri😹 Naye you can wife her bwaba mukazi mulungi,mukozi ate nga mukakamu

@Hssankirevu @thekingsmanUG

Who do you think should be the captain for Twitter football club?⚽©️😂

@ANakiyuka85748 Naye akasajja kakoze ki??

Mc Kats went to the same school with Museveni. Mc Kats was in primary seven and Museveni was in primary two. If Museveni is like 95 ,add like 7 years to get Kat's real age