DAMIAN SMITH

Meanwhile in the English countryside 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 A migrant is seen smashing a hole into an old stone wall. His reason? He wanted to get through 😑 Well done for the man filing for calling the migrant out and telling him this is NOT his property❗️

“I dare Arsenal to actually play attacking football at The Etihad on Sunday”

🚨🤍 Kylian Mbappé: “I promise one thing. We will start winning again and very SOON”.

Mohammed and Mohammed the best car thieves in the west midlands….not anymore 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Birmingham "locals" spit roast an "animal" on the side of the road ....did it go "woof woof" or did it go "meow meow" ?

"I don't know why you would ask that question!" 😡 Liam Rosenior has full belief that Chelsea will qualify for the Champions League this season, ahead of their clash with Manchester United on Saturday.

🚨 🗣️Iker Casillas on Vinícius Júnior telling Jude Bellingham to shut up: “This is exactly why they lost yesterday — there’s no leadership, and everyone wants to be the main man. Bellingham asked for the ball, and you’re telling him to shut up? I can’t imagine Toni Kroos asking Cristiano Ronaldo to pass more and Ronaldo telling him to shut up. This is probably one of the reasons he didn’t win the Ballon d’Or. Too many star players are disrupting the team. Arda Güler and Bellingham were the only players who really wanted to win yesterday. Vinícius had a bad game — I don’t know why he can’t control his anger. Bayern Munich made them lose their heads, and that’s why they lost.”

WOW the boos are Loud, very loud 🔊🔊

Luke Littler silences the crowd in style as he ends his two week losing streak! 👏

Again and again and again! “We will not raise taxes on working people” Yet here we are with taxes increased to the highest peacetime level on record an extra £130billion a year … or £4,500 per household. They lied to gain power 🤡

🚨 Gary Lineker on The Rest Is Football podcast: “Cristiano doesn’t like me very much… he unfollowed me on Instagram because I have Messi as the better footballer overall” 😭.

I see Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres. Guess the other player. Level: Hard

“No Chelsea player can start in our team” Madueke is now in their TIFO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The incident leading to Camavinga’s red card. 🧐