Dan Dick

554 posts

Dan Dick

Dan Dick

@danpdick

I am in the beezy of makin' spreezy

Katılım Ağustos 2012
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ian karmel
ian karmel@IanKarmel·
I can't take Charlie Puth seriously, man. "Puth" sounds like an old British lady farting.
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Dan Regan
Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy·
I'm creating an "OnlyDans," where Dans get together to complain about being called "Dan the man, Daniel-san" and "Danny Boy" our whole lives.
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JPA
JPA@jasrifootball·
The #Chargers starting lineup with Philip Rivers and his kids 💀
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Dan Dick
Dan Dick@danpdick·
@IanKarmel Now We Are Free, Hans Zimmer from the Galdiator soundtrack on repeat. The workout will echo in eternity
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ian karmel
ian karmel@IanKarmel·
I come to you, hat in hand, a man in need of songs for a workout playlist. My rotation is stale.
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Footy on Nine
Footy on Nine@FootyonNine·
Who are you still heartbroken about for leaving your club? 💔 #9WWOS #AFL
Footy on Nine tweet media
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Steven Hyden
Steven Hyden@Steven_Hyden·
Never forget: The only Thanksgiving halftime show that ever mattered.
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Rodger Sherman
Rodger Sherman@rodger·
this man got hit in the balls/taint region with a metal helmet so hard that it launched him several extra feet into the air, then hit again with another helmet in the butt, then fell out of the sky from roughly 7-8 feet directly onto his neck and then he just stood up
Action Network@ActionNetworkHQ

That’s got to hurt 😬

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ian karmel
ian karmel@IanKarmel·
Going “deathcon 3” means slamming your own dick in a car door over and over until it falls off.
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Zach Harper
Zach Harper@talkhoops·
It’s a great question. A lot of ranking teams, especially with veterans they need to trade, start off playing well. It’ll subside. Ainge will gut. Bigger question for this game is Minnesota, what the hell?
Maple Bacon@Roper_UNB

@talkhoops Side note: What’s Utah up to?

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Dan Dick
Dan Dick@danpdick·
@TDU_Jack The Tranquill sack got@me up and about. Not sure why they didn’t blitz more often 🤔
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Jack Reed
Jack Reed@TDU_Jack·
@danpdick Absolute slog fest.
Adelaide, South Australia 🇦🇺 Svenska
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Jack Reed
Jack Reed@TDU_Jack·
Got the dub, against one of the best defences in the NFL, a benched $80 milly CB, food poisoning to Herbert’s body guard, kicker with a bung leg, weird coaching…remember this…
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nic
nic@jimothechalamet·
i want to watch a whole show where kendall goes to the grocery store, chooses vegetables and makes a greek salad
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nic
nic@jimothechalamet·
put kendall jenner on masterchef
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Dan Dick
Dan Dick@danpdick·
‘Liquor license’ is the sort of thing a bloke who’s allergic to giving his partners orgasms orally would say #tommorris
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Steve Gibbons
Steve Gibbons@SteveGibbonsXMP·
So far it's been the same journo's??? asking the same questions as the previous Thursday & Friday!
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