Daniel Simpson

@Reverend_Makers Keith richards

Doing another house gig in Shepshed which is like an hour south of Sheffield on the M1 tonight Need a support . On acoustic Who shall I ask????

@Robbie_lorraine @GBMofficial Can’t wait to tune in

@dansimo71 @GBMofficial Back at it💥💥💥💥💥 Cheers bro 👊🏽

Been keeping this one under my 🎩 for a while but now it’s out… I’m chuffed to have been invited back to compete on @GBMofficial again this year! See me in action next week from Tuesday (7 March) on BBC Two at 8pm #letsgo #GreatBritishMenu #London #LSE

@spiderwalshy Where you get them lad?

The BIG Fella Vape 🔥🔥🔥

@L3GSV How big is his spoon 🤣🤣

@TheWhiteHorsePu Not mentioned it much

We opened a pub ☺️

@MrPaddyMurphy You are a weapon you lad

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The sue gray report what an absolute classic that was 🤣🤣🤣 good times

@leeharris Sue gray what a legend

It's being reported that Senior civil servant, Sue Gray, has quit the Cabinet Office to accept a role as Sir Keir Starmer’s chief of staff. The civil service is packed full of woke, Labour supporting lefties. Imagine my shock.

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Correct

A little Everton thread: I will never, and have never tell fans how to support the team, or what to believe, but understandably, a lot of Everton suporters believe there is no hope for this season, and in their eyes relegation is a certainty

@SOLAsoho So that’s what the homemade moulds were for 😎😎

Curried mussel parfait.

@JustMe70451902 Yeah cause it’s that easy Nicole 🤣🤣🤣🤣 if they won’t tell them, what are they supposed to do? Start the water boarding?

@bIurt99 Dressed like he’s just been to a tennis match 🤣🤣🤣 imagine having to retake all parts of your life to get on camera fuck that

Is anything in these influencers life authentic? Everything has to be set up and picture perfect for insta🤣 as if he’s came back from a fight in Dubai and all he’s got is a backpack and the belt over his shoulder

@hypernova99 @Craptaceous @puppiesDoglover You sound EVEN more fun

@dansimo71 @Craptaceous @puppiesDoglover Dogs do enough things naturally that are funny. Humans staging things like this just to get attention on social media isn’t really funny

Two hard boiled eggs I left on the table before going to wash hands?

@wyahaw What’s your thoughts on this Andy? I’m shocked. A PR stunt?

Michelin have demoted a pair of three star Michelin restaurants in France. amp.france24.com/en/live-news/2…

@geoffreysmeddle He’s lost a star? Oh my god, not expecting that

Sad to see today Guy Savoy in Paris has gone from three stars to two in the French Michelin guide. I hope this link to his short film on his website works. Whenever I am down or tired or need inspiration, this is what I watch. 6 minutes of beauty and art youtu.be/6ZcxM__Vapg

@Craptaceous @puppiesDoglover Bet your fun

@puppiesDoglover Cute, but staged. Dogs don't "cheek" things like a hamster, they pick up objects with their teeth; objects get pushed to the cheek only when the jaw has run out of room (like the golden that could fit 5 tennis balls in its mouth). Those eggs were placed there.

@MarkBirch1988 10 points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’ve only got 21 from 24 games so far 🤣🤣 deluded you mark

@AIlEverton Your literally talking about them

I’m genuinely bored of Everton now, never wanna talk about them, go the games with no real excitement, the results are starting to mean less and less to me. Kind of accepting the state we are in and feel like there’s nothing that can be done to save it. Anyone else the same?

@MarkN1878 @PED7 @SteveKelly86 Course you did pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣