pip-pop bim-bam

1. We have detected a database anomaly. Our engineers are investigating. 2. We have deployed a fix for the database anomaly and are monitoring the situation. 3. Service has returned to normal operation.

love love love how bitchy these disney princesses look

Double-Spout Bridge Vessel in the form of a Double-Headed Serpent artic.edu/artworks/91455/

Capitalism has left us all with little time for creative pursuits.

just realized that situations can have multiple facets… this changes everything

permanent mood: this lady from the "Make your shirt explode!" scene in Castle in the Sky

many such cases ("The Demolished Man" by Alfred Bester)

Is it bad to break up with your significant other by means of a powerpoint presentation?

how I felt during the talking heads category on jeopardy

me, desperately trying to remember the name of Guns N' Roses 3rd album

This is what it's like every time i drink a sip of red bull

Johnson, I need a report on how our site performs for the worst 1% of our users. I mean the REAL fuckups and scumbags #datadog

unfortunate choice of words

oh hell yeah, this my shit

Howl's Stationary Castle Kiki's Junk Removal Service My Landlord Totoro #boringghiblifilms

this rosh hashanah… experience the next thrilling chapter

correct names for groups of birds: - a murder of crows - an aggravated assault of pigeons - a mugging of geese - a drunk and disorderly of seagulls

my neighbor totoro is fucking lame

Google Cloud Platform has introduced CloudFlux, a brand new AI-powered time travel service

mmm, steamed hams

LMAO if you're still rolling your joints without first inscribing the true name of God on the filter