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Dante Robinson

@dantrob

Absurd, but in a believable way. I write songs and stories!

Philadelphia, PA Katılım Nisan 2009
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He's posting thirst traps on IG again, someone put him down
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You know whose sense of humor goes unacknowledged? Whoever generates wrong answers for multiple choice questions. Pacing, subtlety, absurdity. It's all there. Kudos to you man 🫡
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Come to my show tn 😘😘
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For the four of you who have asked “when is Skyler Higley going to be on Conan’s podcast” it has been fulfilled
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Yo you ever feel like everyone on the planet is sick of your shit, but you're not even entiireely sure what your shit is??
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Just found out Jacob Tierney created Heated Rivalry and I'm not okay. And he just landed another show. We are in the age of Jacob Tierney. Long live Jacob Tierney
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@skyler_higley This is addressed in the movie Skyler. The procedure is technically brain damage, but is described as no more so than a night of heavy drinking
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the long term neurological effects of getting eternal sunshine surgery cannot be good
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Would be cool if it actually worked like this. But the last time (and every time) we put forth even a compromise candidate the DNC did everything in its power to delegitimize them 🙃
Tim@trouble_man90

All these threats about who liberals need to pick 2028, why don’t we avoid all the drama and you, leftists, pick a candidate that *we* like? Since y’all are the picky ones and we will vote blue no matter who. Name two people right now. Comments, quotes, and DMs are open. Go ahead

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Wish I got to do my "racist w tourist walks into a safe space, it collapses" stand up bit before you guys made it real :/
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Don't you all smell the collapse?
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Men be like "in a weird place lately" and it's literally just them feeling human emotions it's me I'm men
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Everyone's got something to say about the halftime show but no one wants to talk about that Mike Tyson commercial 🙄🙄
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@blakeir ??? I don't give a fuck about that moth??? Fuck I look like pitying a moth
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The only time the Democratic party shows any backbone whatsoever is in their commitment to losing elections it's astounding
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I love that Paul Baker is randomly in a bunch of commercials now
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