Dan EFC

🍞BREAKING NEWS🍞 I've been handed an unseen photo of the legend that is the Everton Toaster Man I can now confirm he was in the North West corner area & he is holding Warburtons crumpets! Looks to be the four pack size This is a breaking news story, I'll have more as we get it

Interesting that in the Everton points deduction verdict the Premier League said “A financial penalty for a club that enjoys the support of a wealthy owner is not a sufficient penalty” and that “the requirements of deterrence, vindication of compliant clubs, and the protection of the integrity of the sport demand a sporting sanction in the form of a points deduction’. Presumably the Chelsea fine (which ultimately is just a deduction from what billion dollar Clearlake will pay to billionaire Abramovich from the £150m held back at the deal date) is then neither punishment, a deterrent or protecting the integrity of the sport? If I was an Everton or Forest fan would not be happy with this outcome.

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

Is it the walls of Jericho

0.98(xG) Gyokeres with a huge goal in the title race!

World class shot stopper Just doesn’t command the area And that truly makes a a world class goalkeeper whose got the lot Everton more than lucky to have him, and I’m made up we’ve got him

The actual “deployable” size of the UK’s Navy currently. It’s truly sad.