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Watching the Bachelorette. What's the problem with Derek? He's one of the better guys.

@icantsavemyself @Garrett__Holmes what is this word?

Deadpool was 💥🔥🙌👏⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies Christmas Vacation: I give it 5 out of 5 lip fungi that ain't identified yet...

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies: Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. I give it 5 out of 5 mothers laying dead in a gutter somewhere. Oh, but not Kevin.

#33DaysofChristmasMovies: "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York." I give it 4 out of 5 tchertle duvsch 🕊🕊

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies: "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" I give it 5 out of 5 showering Bozos.

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies Home Alone 2 I give it 2 out if 5 awkward window waves between kids on Christmas Eve.

#33daysofChristmasMovies: "Home Alone." I give it 5 of 5 frantic phone calls to a donut-smacking Sgt. Balzak.

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies: Home Alone. I give it 5 out of 5 punctual bandits, arriving on time to burgle the Silver Tuna. Crowbars up!

#33DaysofChristmasMovies: "Home Alone" I give it 5 out of 5 toothbrushes approved by the American Dental Association.

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies Home Alone- I give it 5 out if 5 French babes who don't shave their pits.

I'm really glad I didn't watch the Krampus trailers before the movie. It would have spoiled a lot of the fun.

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies "Krampus" I give it 5 out of 5 Maxi-pads.

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies A Christmas Story I give it 5 out of 5 indescribably beautiful leg lamps that remind me of the 4th of July!

@powersurf pretty much! ha ha

@youhatemovies @josh_dies while we eat Chinese Turkey? pic.twitter.com/11VrqrYzLV

What do you call the first day back from a long weekend? The worst! There's not really a joke here, it's just true.

"I grew up in a very open-toot family."

#33DaysOfChristmasMovies: "Christmas With The Cranks." I give it 1/5 sexually charged, turtle-necked and festive-vested Jamie Lee Curtises.