darcy five thousand

Everyone get off twitter i need some alone time

Quitting suicidal ideation to focus on my job

@Buck36043Buck Save some for me

Eating Salt 😁

Its all a little cryptic recently but you'll put the pieces together soon

Digging through the earth with my bare hands until i find the greatest comedian of all time who was cryogenically frozen and hidden like buried treasure for me to find

Im no bandwagoner but Hi

I get inspired so easily

Let's play some chess!

I know a guy who majors in cybersecurity and i literally cant even make a joke thats just so fucking absurd to me

Please can we order chinese food for dinner tonight

Rest in peace to that girl i met at that concert. Shes still alive just annoying as fuck. Lexi i hope you die

My therapist said its lowkey all my fault

Downloading twitter just to tell the truth

@rosseatsrocks Just looked into it and my eyes started doing that kaleidoscope thing

does anyone know how to make this happen. has anyone looked into this

Waiter asks if theres any allergies at the table and i say yes penicillin and dust

Mormons wake up and crave a big coca cola with fucking heavy cream in it. And the church says that's ok

Ive literally tweeted like 300 times today i cant stop i. Cant fucking stop

@littlehater420 I can feel your eyes on me it hurtsss it hurts stop ittt

@darcy5000 yes do u like it

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If i kept a little candy jar on my desk would you guys take a couple from time to time

Oversharing on the internet but at least im not on fucking tumblr

Im a gemini that means i want your money and im gonna take it from you soon