darcy shakes

Dropped my glove in a puddle :(

Shazam function going crazy watching better call Saul

It’s astounding what you can achieve with a regulated nervous system

V London energy on the cursed 236 bus tn: security alarm going off amid maniac driving but no one blinking an eye, girly calmly downing her soju, mum continues to feed chicken nuggets to her bb x x

The underground is nothing short of the basilisk and travelling on it makes me wanna kms every time

Limescale floating at the bottom of my lemsip

I like it when blueberries are taut

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

Drizzly summer night in soho

Get comfortable as fuck in your own company!!!!

Big red bus almost as big as my feelings. I love having a full fridge

Fennel has entered the chat and also my pussy

Monday night momo xxx

@__louisthompson It would be my pleasure!!

@darcyshakes come mine next time I'll give you a real strobby

Bought these mid strawberries and it has ruined my day x

I’m in heaven now (eating cherries on my roof) x

I have witnessed multiple decrepit acts on buses today

Men love telling you to raise your bike seat

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

No matter where I am in the world I accumulate pairs of shoes. Mercifully it’s the only thing I have in common with Carrie Bradshaw