Darin Loves Bacon

If you and all of your followers starred and retweeted this tweet... it could become the most popular tweet OF ALL TIME!

@atensnut Awesome!! When you have a blooper like that you just roll with it

A weather girl having fun when she realizes there is a graphics glitch. Very cool.

My boss gave me a 600% raise!

@wmlewiscfp Buy 5 and the angioplasty is free!

@darinlovesbacon Does it come with an angioplasty 🤣

I invented the 'Hot Domleco.' It's a deep fried hot dog wrapped inside a cheese omelette and stuffed in a crunchy taco shell. It's not selling very well.

"Ooh... Look at that fish!" - Most popular thing said at an aquarium

Some days, I feel like I got it all together... and then there's today... when I had to use scissors, tweezers, and a YouTube video to peel off the wrapper on a stupid cheese stick

Screw Bad Bunny and Kid Rock. At halftime, I'll be switching over to the Lifetime Network to watch Air Supply

Time for today's jumble. Can you name this famous celebrity? OBB EPHO

I missed the Grammys. Did The Knack win anything?

Everybody told me that a restaurant that only serves soup for breakfast would fail. They were so right

When your wife asks "Where have you been?" in front of her whole family, and you answer "Pooping." That's the best

Santa drank the milk, but he didn't put his glass back on the coaster, so now Christmas is totally ruined

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@otokyo__ Embarrassed

Our baby is…

Ever wonder what Little House on the Prairie would've been like in 3-D? Well, I think about it ALL THE TIME!

Prince Andrew is now the Andrew formerly known as Prince

Don't you hate it when you're digging up a body and halfway down realize you're at the wrong grave?

You don’t seem like yourself today. Keep doing that.

SNL should get Jamie Lee Curtis to play the Phillies Karen who took that kid's ball

First thing I do every Saturday morning is rewind the movie I fell asleep during on Friday night and finish it