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Darin Loves Bacon

@darinlovesbacon

co-host of this podcast https://t.co/tF8NBAMrBe

Over there Katılım Haziran 2011
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
If you and all of your followers starred and retweeted this tweet... it could become the most popular tweet OF ALL TIME!
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Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
A weather girl having fun when she realizes there is a graphics glitch. Very cool.
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I invented the 'Hot Domleco.' It's a deep fried hot dog wrapped inside a cheese omelette and stuffed in a crunchy taco shell. It's not selling very well.
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
"Ooh... Look at that fish!" - Most popular thing said at an aquarium
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Some days, I feel like I got it all together... and then there's today... when I had to use scissors, tweezers, and a YouTube video to peel off the wrapper on a stupid cheese stick
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Screw Bad Bunny and Kid Rock. At halftime, I'll be switching over to the Lifetime Network to watch Air Supply
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Time for today's jumble. Can you name this famous celebrity? OBB EPHO
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
I missed the Grammys. Did The Knack win anything?
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Everybody told me that a restaurant that only serves soup for breakfast would fail. They were so right
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
When your wife asks "Where have you been?" in front of her whole family, and you answer "Pooping." That's the best
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Santa drank the milk, but he didn't put his glass back on the coaster, so now Christmas is totally ruined
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IrritableDadSyndrome@DadIrritable·
New Episode! "IDS #288 - Eat Your Christmas Butter!" Send us a text Do you have crazy uncles who give away fireworks at Christmas? Has a conga line ever traveled over your waterbed at a party? Is it… Player links & show notes: irritabledadsyndrome.com/e/141291697996…
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Our baby is…
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Ever wonder what Little House on the Prairie would've been like in 3-D? Well, I think about it ALL THE TIME!
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Prince Andrew is now the Andrew formerly known as Prince
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
Don't you hate it when you're digging up a body and halfway down realize you're at the wrong grave?
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
SNL should get Jamie Lee Curtis to play the Phillies Karen who took that kid's ball
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Darin Loves Bacon@darinlovesbacon·
First thing I do every Saturday morning is rewind the movie I fell asleep during on Friday night and finish it
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