Well they call me Dj™️

DETROIT NIGGA.

Collapsed Lung Not 100% Co-Star became a playoff dropper Down 24 in game 6 19 IN THE 4TH 4 STOCKS IN THE 4TH

DETROIT NIGGA!!!!!!!! DETROIT PISTONS I FUCKING LOVE YA MAN. WE GOING BACK HOME MAN!!!!!! DONT EVER COUNT MY DEMONS OUT EVER AGAIN!!!

Pre Game Prayer circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Jalen Duren 🕯 returns to 🕯 All-Star form 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Please win tonight @DetroitPistons

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

Duncan Robinson to Desmond Bane after he flopped: “F**kin’ flopping. Get yo’ a** up!” 👀

Me liking every Cade Cunningham tweet.

@alexinsix Dawg I been saying that😭😭 that’s why I hate how everybody meat ride this nigga so I been on the Wemby hate team since his rookie season

maybe I’m the minority here but a 8 footer dunking and blocking guys don’t really get me out my seat

@soberbad @Nerd_Sesh No he’s actually just a ball knower

@Nerd_Sesh this gotta be scripted, ain’t no way bro went 95%

Can you name the longest-tenured active player on every NBA team?

the most detroit pistons thing ever would be to take us to a game 7 just to lose

@TapXMikey I wanna know too because his card do look nice asf, my potential Butt replacement if he can.

Have not been online so idk can anyone help him out with this answer

Being a MSU and Detroit sports fan is harder than being black in the 50s

The Orlando Magic had operation "End Detroit" for the last 2 years. Sent angel reese to learn Durens weaknesses They turned Ivey into a lemon when he started figuring it out Faked injuries all season to be the 8th seed and purposely lost to the Sixers #NotFooled

@madj0kerztv @quiscapalot Yeah if Tobias Harris is your second leading scorer in a must win game in 2026 it’s pretty chopped. Duren just played himself out of a max deal, and this team needs either more consistent role players who are snipers, or a second star next to Cade so he doesn’t commit 7+ TOs/game

@dariusj18_ @quiscapalot 100%. Only case and Tobias can actually creat their own shot, you won shit like that

DETROIT PISTONS FANS, talk shit now bum ass nigggas 😂😂😂

@lamin_c11 @RonaldMexico123 @LeStonkJames @MobHoops I’m just trying to make my case that his shooting isn’t a detriment to the team, just like Ausar.

@dariusj18_ @RonaldMexico123 @LeStonkJames @MobHoops You mean last year when they lost to the 7 seed. You rockets fans are beyond delusional. Last year this team yall were calling fvv all kinds of things and wanting him gone, but all of a sudden he’s now this Great PG

Only 3 safe this offseason: Cade Ausar Stew

@lamin_c11 @RonaldMexico123 @LeStonkJames @MobHoops Brother I’m no where near close to a rockets fan, I just know that amen being thrusted into a role he’s never even played in before is solely due to the fact they don’t have a guard. Amen has NEVER been in a legitimate guard type of role.

Playoff Jalen Duren vs. regular season Jalen Duren

@PolymarketHoops Man I’m hanging up. I said mid season we shouldn’t give him the max, then he went on his lil run and I said ok I like it but let’s see it come playoff time, just for this nigga to put up 4 straight stinkers against niggas named “Wendell” and “Goga”

If you’re the Pistons GM and Jalen Duren’s agent is calling about his $240M/5-year max contract extension, what’re you saying?