Adam Smith

I imagine death will be like sleeping but without my two-year-old son kneeing me in the back.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s...an indication you have unhealthy obsession with pizza. #topical #popmusic #edgy

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Mythical trolls lived under bridges. Internet trolls live in parent's basements.

Researchers have discovered eating bacon lowers sperm count and that researchers waste time & money instead of finding a cure for cancer.