The Third Son🇧🇷

I sold my eggs in 2020 for 150k I later got to know it was 950k The agent took 800k and gave me 150k 😭😭😭😭😭

Had a misunderstanding with my babe earlier and I mistakenly shouted at him, called him to ask for money this evening with my meek voice then he called me a criminal 😂😭

We dey do we listen we don't judge for hostel this boy come confess say he be gaey omo see beating😭😂😂

from “you’re so funny” to “ is everything a joke to you??” oya nw

I told a man I’ve been talking to for months that I have a lot of bills to sort out and it’s really weighing me down. This man said, “I understand how that feels, just take it one step at a time.” Yesterday afternoon, he told me to come visit him and I said alright. I woke up this morning to several missed calls and messages from him saying he was expecting me throughout yesterday evening and I didn’t come. I replied, “I’m coming one step at a time. Do you know how long that takes?” I am still waiting for his response😂😭.

Fun fact: Statistically, you’ve already met who you’re going to marry

talking stage with babe wey her birthday na in 2 days, e go be like say you de text chatgpt😭

Just found out my brother is tribalistic

Once you are past 23 and still do not know how to properly court or woo someone you genuinely like, please get out.

The concept of "cheat back" is very somehow sha. Because that's just dishonor to your own body.