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Hans Lange

@darmstadtus

My posts are mostly rhetorical hyperbole. I receive no money for any of this and never will.

Katılım Aralık 2025
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Hans Lange
Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@lennartprimal If you're a man and you're fat, just fucking end yourself already GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN WE DONT WANT TO SHARE THIS PLANET WITH YOU.
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Lennart🇩🇪
Lennart🇩🇪@lennartprimal·
What has happened to men?
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@3xcalibaneur The most successful at war historically didn't do it for women unless they were "conquering" them.
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When u close twitter who are you
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@iFightForKids good luck taxing my weed dealer who hasn't paid taxes in over 15 years. Fuck taxation.
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Alex Rosen@iFightForKids·
Heavily tax cigarettes, alcohol, vapes, weed, gambling and porn, and remove All income tax
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figures ⚕@figxres·
i’m dead. 💔
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
No amount of money will ever change the fact that Jet Neptune is a massive retard. The clothes, the jewelry, the attention. It’s all cope and deep down he knows. #fishtanklive
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@anarch97 It’s sad that the word chud has lost its underground dweller connotation.
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Anarch97@anarch97·
It’s sad that the word chud has lost its right wing connotation
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
I think the girl I was talking to on hinge got hantavirus, that must be why she hasn’t texted since Monday
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323@Ggod323·
is this all there is
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
There would be no romance without men. Women are also the crass, disgusting, and sexually focused side of our species. Why did they frame men as this for years?
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
The “No Russian” mission in MW2 is basically what Israelis did to their own people on Oct 7th
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@estherzelda0514 “Not political” means they should all be fucking killed and you’re a moron for thinking your color of Jewish cocksucking is better than the other one
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Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️
Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️@estherzelda0514·
I didn't believe my friends that 90% of men on dating apps from age 25 to 45 are trash, so I went through her queue with her over coffee yesterday morning. Nearly every single profile had at least one red flag that was impossible to overlook: blatantly lying about age or height, "not political," unemployed, "figuring out my dating goals," alcoholic, "no fatties," weird sexist admissions, etc. Mind you, this wasn't even getting to their looks or picture quality, and these red flags are what these men are comfortable revealing on their public profiles, so they must be so much worse in person.
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
Suicide is the only sound way out of my current situation
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Sopranos World@SopranosWorld·
It’s called the Force, Adriana. Not everyone’s got it but I do. Obi-Wan thinks I could even be the chosen one. Soon we ain’t gonna be living in this galaxy no more, just trust me. I’ll buy you a cantina when we get there, it’ll be just like The Crazy Horse, better even
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@rumiiihere Gambling is far more destructive, and some are genetically predipositioned to be susceptible to it specifically.
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︎ 𖣐︎@rumiiihere·
Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.
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Fox von Fluffenstein@OMGWhatTheFox·
@EliLikesRice By 'it' you mean invoke the 25th amendment and DEFINITELY not any other interpretation of that... right?
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Eli 🍚
Eli 🍚@EliLikesRice·
Fucking obese, dementia-riddled pedophile warmonger corrupt piece of shit that shits his pants and his braindead single brain-celled enablers. Somebody needs to fucking do it already
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Hans Lange@darmstadtus·
@ImMeme0 Clean it up, "lord". Fuck landlords, especially young landlords who inherit their foreign dads money.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Shocking video shows a landlord revealing how his Section 8 tenant left the property after eviction, alongside another tenant who was paying cash.
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