Darn

@mashable Twitter told me wearing boat shoes is wrong

11 very dark horse contenders for song of the summer on.mash.to/1MvsZG6

@mashable that's some cold sore

@Gizmodo gross. The burj Nordstrom.

@michaelmagras @HarneyTea well what did you get?

@mashable meanwhile, in Iraq...

@mashable #nopants

@OASISnycmaps you guys are the best. your maps are the best. everything is the best! best is best best!

@OASISnycmaps hey guys, is the map working today?

@AP @clittlejohn5 hopefully they send parachuted men!

.my hormones were totally just a waste of time

It's officially Thursday on the east coast! Let's open up a Thai restaurant in Queens. Maybe @nytimes will write an article about it.

@KarimMitt #woosh

It's officially Thursday on the east coast! Time to make fun of dudes on Tinder.

@clittlejohn5 nothing a few parachuted men can solve.

@History_Pics here he is telling bush senior to cup his balls.

@JaniceHuff4ny @NBCNewYork as an alternative, just relocate south of the wall.

@nytimes so human! Much feelings! Many love. Very husband.

@Slate this mattered in 2007.