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My 8 month old child just said to me "Congratulations! Your next clue is: bit.ly/e2JVA6"

My 2 yr old child just said to me "All we have is words"

My 8 month old son just said to me "Please press any door to continue"

My 2 month old kid just said to me "a strong sense of duty imprisons you"

My 8 month old daughter just said to me "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

My 1 yr old kid just said to me "Chaos is what you make of it"

My 8 month old daughter just said to me "I'm looking for a cynical girl"

My 8 yr old daughter just said to me "If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work"

My 1 month old son just said to me "It happened to you too"

My 1 month old kid just said to me "We should build an Intel processor out of penguins."

My 5 month old daughter just said to me "Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport."

My 5 yr old kid just said to me "Normal"

My 1 yr old kid just said to me "Reinvent retardation."

My 7 yr old kid just said to me "Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining."

My 8 month old son just said to me "Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this."

My 2 month old child just said to me "only the robots are on time anymore"

My 2 month old child just said to me "Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword."

My 1 month old kid just said to me "Kill time before it kills you!"

My 8 yr old kid just said to me "Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives"."

My 4 yr old child just said to me "Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!"