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Darnell the Chump

@darnellschumpy

Husband, Father, Closer, Podcaster, Rec League MVP Takes on Wisconsin sports (Brewers, Packers, Badgers, Bucks) Man of God (sometimes I use harsh language)

Madison, WI Katılım Eylül 2025
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Absolutely filthy fucking goal from Marner good god
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You ever look out over your freshly mown yard on a beautiful night in May and think “man it was nice to not watch Joey Ortiz bat today”
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surely we didn’t hear Vinny Rottino suggest that hitting a single with runners in scoring position is even better than hitting a grand slam
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Hamilton batted ball made it to the outfield
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@WiscoGrant I know you are. The uncomfortable part is realizing that we have to play more Blake Perkins
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@darnellschumpy for the record i'm very comfortable having the Garrett Mitchell conversation
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BREAKING NEWS: Pete Crow-Armstrong and breaking ball in the dirt confirm dating rumors. “I just can’t lay off”
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Joey Ortiz has more homers this year than that bum Jackson Chourio
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The NHL postseason product is so insanely superior to the NBA postseason product
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Nice to see fatass Andrew Vaughn getting his steps in at first
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How I feel listening to the words “Andrew Vaughn was in 4th grade”
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Mark Antanasio looks like a cuck in the booth
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Nothing more humbling than getting into a pickle over 30 and your legs don’t work lil they used to
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Contreras had his 6 hits in 7 tries and then decided to be slow Joey Ortiz at the plate
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I want to say this the least controversial way and I can’t quite put my finger on it but Pallante throws like a girl
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Minnesota sports teams really just want nothing to do with championships 😂
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