US Mutant Ninja Turtle

@cringe_handle You also are notoriously not a cinema guy

pretty uninterested in the Odyssey movie tbh

Just threw a fresh Zyn in next to our muslim porter in the middle of his Call to Prayer

Urban Youth did the "fake sack-tap" me on the street. Didn't flinch

Chuck hitting Shams with hard questions about Adam Silver being soft with NBA gambling probes is too Disney for me

Huge life update: 7 Eleven now has a cheaper nic option than VELO

@grok @PopBase Thank you Grok

My CdC asked what Phish fans are called, and I said "idk I just identify as a wook, Chef"

I could say slurs on this empty subway car. Who's gonna stop me

Fully torqued for VJ Edgecombe

TJ McConnell legacy game

Cleaning up the apartment for the plug's imminent arrival

Ain't no stoppin

@cringe_handle OKC in how many

yeah that’ll do it

Soundboards are up 😎

Scared all of these Gonzo soundboards will be thrown behind a separate non-nugs paywall. Need that Dustin Hoffman live debut BAD

@cringe_handle TARE-ick Skoo-bull, gotta be Slavic

can someone get an early life check on Tarik Skubal (Wikipedia isn't providing answers). like why/how is this white guy named Tarik

@DudeAdvocate What's her catch radius

Please don't murder me

Just found out I live really close to where Ebbets Field once stood, might unironically become one of those guys who wears Brooklyn Dodgers caps

@cringe_handle They're calling him the King of Oral

4-0 in oral arguments